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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I woke up this morning, got dressed and went in the kitchen where my girlfriend was already fixing breakfast. I looked to see what she was cooking, and I see one of my socks in the frying pan. "What are you doing?" I asked her. She said "I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk," she replied. Completely puzzled, I walked away thinking to myself, "I really don't remember asking her to cook my sock...". -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
WARNING. Drinking alcohol before pregnancy can cause pregnancy. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
On 4th June 1913 Emily Wilding Davison was fatally injured during the Derby at Epsom racecourse when she flung herself under the hooves of the King's horse Anmer. The act was done in an attempt to further democracy. Yet, to this day, horses still don't have a vote. -
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I tried to warn my friend about the dangers of Russian Roulette, but did he listen? It just went in one ear and out the other. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
The missus has walked out on me after I spent our life savings on a penis extension. She said she couldn't take it any longer. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Nelson Mandela was sitting at home drinking a beer one day when there’s a knock on the door. Mandela opens it to find a little Chinese man with a clipboard. Behind him is a huge truck full of car exhausts. The Chinese man thrusts the board at him and says “you sign here, you sign here”. Mandela says “you’ve got the wrong address” and shuts the door on him. Next day, Nelson is relaxing again at home when there’s another knock on the door. Again, there’s the little Chinese man with a clipboard, but this time there’s a truck full of brake parts behind him. Again he thrusts the clip board at Mandela and says “you sign here, you sign here”. Again the great man says “you’ve got the wrong address and pushes the door closed” Third day, Mandela is again sitting quietly sitting at home when there’s a knock on the door. Again, it’s the same little Chinese guy with a clipboard. And again he just says “you sign here”. But this time, there’s two car transporters full of new cars behind him. Mandela is this time bloody angry. He yells at the guy, “why the **** are your bringing me truck loads of new cars. Let me see, what name is on that form. There must be a big mistake” The little Chinese guy points to the paperwork on the clipboard and says "No mistake! Look here! Nissan Main Dealer!” -
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Nelson was about 5ft 6ins tall. His column is 17ft 4in. That's Horatio of 1:3 -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I went in to my chemists and asked for some Viagra, "Do you have a prescription?" asked the pharmacist, "No" I said, "but I have a photograph of the wife " -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
North Korea has executed over 80 people for watching foreign TV and / or owning a Bible. Having seen what TV and the Bible has done to Americans, I think they're wise for nipping it in the bud. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Been to see a 4 x 4 specialist this morning. Apparently it's 16. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!