What do you miss about western women that you find difficult to get from a Thai woman?

[oldhippy]

15 minutes ago, tryasimight said:

Oh dear!!

 

You do know how to pronounce Porn don't you?

 

I hope for your sake your name is not Jim.

I admit that I had to ask my wife to explain your joke to me.

 

And to think that some posters here claim that farangs & Thai wifes can not have meaningfull conversations.....

 

 

[tryasimight]

3 minutes ago, oldhippy said:

I admit that I had to ask my wife to explain your joke to me.

 

And to think that some posters here claim that farangs & Thai wifes can not have meaningfull conversations.....

 

 

Now you know...hahahaha

[oldhippy]

5 minutes ago, talahtnut said:

The hat is an admirals hat of the ORTB

ORTB?

Even my friend google says "no hab".

Is it something gayish?

 

[oldhippy]

14 minutes ago, talahtnut said:

The hat is an admirals hat of the ORTB

are you referring to

 

[oldhippy]

OK, I understand, no free language lessons at this hour (Thai time) anymore.

 

Time (in Madeira) for Jim and Joe to go pokpok.

That is, soon as my wife will be finished  eating - she is half way through the spicy duck, so that means in about half an hour.

 

About half an hour, said the ever optimistic old hippy.

 

 

 

 

[Goodwill Jones]

8 hours ago, JLCrab said:

Her.

 

 

[Goodwill Jones]

Very beautiful song thank you.

[bazza73]

7 hours ago, blankagain said:

So, I take it your University educated Son will be moving a Thai wife in OR moving to Thailand?

I wouldn't know. He has been here, however, and enjoyed it.

[bazza73]

12 hours ago, Thai Ron said:

Sure but unlike some, I didn't move them in to my condo/house

And you're the one who dumps them. Sounds to me like Thai women are on the same level as Kleenex to you.

[theguyfromanotherforum]

5 hours ago, tryasimight said:

Apparently he is a serb/croat IT guy and that's they way they do things there. 

 

I I'm IT guy? I can only wish. My degree was in music, but like Thai ladies u gotta do what u gotta do to survive in this world.

[SheungWan]

9 hours ago, tryasimight said:

Didn't you have some derogatory quote aimed at a member many, many pages back about Male Chauvinist Pigs?

Foot in mouth disease?

 

7 hours ago, oldhippy said:

Particularly for paedos

Foot in mouth most of the time.

[SheungWan]

32 minutes ago, theguyfromanotherforum said:

 

I I'm IT guy? I can only wish. My degree was in music, but like Thai ladies u gotta do what u gotta do to survive in this world.

I wouldn't have thought a music was a survival degree, more of a vocation at the time.

[amvet]

8 hours ago, oldhippy said:

This guy looks gay to me.

I think it is because of his clothes and the clothes of the 2 women.

And their shoes.

I won't even mention his hat.

Nothing wrong with gays of course.

And yes deuuuuuhhhhh I know who he is.

He wouldn't be the first popular top alpha male that hides in closets.

Hugh Hefner founder of Playboy probably the most famous heterosexual Alpha male that ever lived.  Died last week.  Serious doubts he was gay.   I dated a couple of his girlfriends who affirmed his fondness for women. 

[theguyfromanotherforum]

1 hour ago, SheungWan said:

I wouldn't have thought a music was a survival degree, more of a vocation at the time.

 

Good enough to teach English here.

[theguyfromanotherforum]

5 minutes ago, amvet said:

Hugh Hefner founder of Playboy probably the most famous heterosexual Alpha male that ever lived.  Died last week.  Serious doubts he was gay.   I dated a couple of his girlfriends who affirmed his fondness for women. 

 

You guys are gonna have to start buying me coffee as another cup ended up on my screen.

 

A couple of his girlfriends affirmed he was not gay? Geez.... who woulda have thought so?

 

....AND you dated a couple of his girlfriends that provided you with such unique information..... yet here you are.... in Thailand!

[amvet]

3 minutes ago, theguyfromanotherforum said:

 

You guys are gonna have to start buying me coffee as another cup ended up on my screen.

 

A couple of his girlfriends affirmed he was not gay? Geez.... who woulda have thought so?

 

....AND you dated a couple of his girlfriends that provided you with such unique information..... yet here you are.... in Thailand!

When I was young I liked 20 year old model type girls with trashy morals and there were many living and working for Playboy in Chicago.  As I got older I still liked 20 year old model type girls with trashy morals and found there were many living in Thailand.

[theguyfromanotherforum]

Just now, amvet said:

When I was young I liked 20 year old model type girls with trashy morals and there were many living and working for Playboy in Chicago.  As I got older I still liked 20 year old model type girls with trashy morals and found there were many living in Thailand.

 

okAy. I believe you.

[bazza73]

19 minutes ago, theguyfromanotherforum said:

 

You guys are gonna have to start buying me coffee as another cup ended up on my screen.

 

A couple of his girlfriends affirmed he was not gay? Geez.... who woulda have thought so?

 

....AND you dated a couple of his girlfriends that provided you with such unique information..... yet here you are.... in Thailand!

The cheque is in the mail.

[theguyfromanotherforum]

2 minutes ago, bazza73 said:

The cheque is in the mail.

 

Brit or Canadian?

[bazza73]

Just now, theguyfromanotherforum said:

 

Brit or Canadian?

Australian.

[MaeJoMTB]

13 hours ago, bazza73 said:

Have you tried learning Thai, or are you one of those falangs who refuse to learn?

I did learn Thai, and they just say the same things.

Was out walking with a Thai lady yesterday, all she talked about was restaurants and food.

I tried to change the subject

'How many kilometers a day did you walk on your trip to Nepal?', 'I don't know, the food wasn't very good'

'Another hour and we'll be at the hill tribe village', 'I know a place that sells Grapow Moo'.

 

And on, and on.

[transam]

18 hours ago, Thai Ron said:

No this is what you want everyone to think your wife looks like.

Dream on, payboy; that Brexit-crushed state pension of yours woouldn't even stretch to her sunglasses

OK Rob.....

[bazza73]

2 minutes ago, MaeJoMTB said:

I did learn Thai, and they just say the same things.

Was out walking with a Thai lady yesterday, all she talked about was restaurants and food.

I tried to change the subject

'How many kilometers a day did you walk on your trip to Nepal?', 'I don't know, the food wasn't very good'

'Another hour and we'll be at the hill tribe village', 'I know a place that sells Grapow Moo'.

 

And on, and on.

How much did she weigh?

[amvet]

17 minutes ago, theguyfromanotherforum said:

 

okAy. I believe you.

The uniforms were tight and stiff and left marks on them for hours after wearing.  The fishnet stockings killed the poor girls feet.

They made a lot of money but it wasn't easy work.  Hefner got the idea for the Playboy clubs from an old Chicago club called the Key club.  It was a brownstone restaurant with no advertising outside.  The food was OK and the waitress only wore shoes.  I worked close to both clubs and visited the Key club for lunch and the Playboy club after work for a drink on my way home.  It was a nice quiet bar, rarely crowded because it was so expensive.  Western women were more fun back then as it was before the feminnazi's took over.  Women actually liked being objectified then.  Now one has to come to the third world.  I find a lot in common with the girls from the old Playboy and the go go ladies here.  You probably didn't know but one can rent a whole club here for the price of a couple drinks and a few dances at Scores in NYC. 

[MaeJoMTB]

4 minutes ago, bazza73 said:

How much did she weigh?

around 45kg, very slim as she's a keen mountain hiker.

[amvet]

11 minutes ago, MaeJoMTB said:

I did learn Thai, and they just say the same things.

Was out walking with a Thai lady yesterday, all she talked about was restaurants and food.

I tried to change the subject

'How many kilometers a day did you walk on your trip to Nepal?', 'I don't know, the food wasn't very good'

'Another hour and we'll be at the hill tribe village', 'I know a place that sells Grapow Moo'.

 

And on, and on.

My Thai lady is starting a new business and using crowdfunding to finance it and we talked about translating her information from Thai to English to list on her project request for funds last night.  Before I dated a woman who shot her last 3 husbands.  Fascinating lady never a dull moment one was always on guard.  Where do you find the dull ones?  Many exciting women in Thailand.

[MaeJoMTB]

1 minute ago, amvet said:

Where do you find the dull ones?  Many exciting women in Thailand.

I was only walking with her.

 

[elliss]

11 hours ago, The manic said:

They have their good points! 

 

         When i  first  visited  LOS , some fifteen  years ago , sex was on the back of my mind.

         Time  changes  everything .

Thanks for the sexy photos , went well with my  scrambled eggs .555

 

[elliss]

9 hours ago, tryasimight said:

Oh dear!!

 

You do know how to pronounce Porn don't you?

 

I hope for your sake your name is not Jim.

          

       Lots of Jacks  on this  forum , Wow .555

[RWA]

On 10/8/2017 at 3:01 PM, Kadilo said:

What about hers? (Joke)


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