bazza73 Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Just now, Thai Ron said: Hardly. I'm pissing myself laughing at you, mate I'm so sorry. I didn't realise you had an incontinence problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InMyShadow Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Not hearing "what you want eat hon"And "rain come hon" as the highlight of my intellectual conversation of the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheungWan Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 2 hours ago, thaibeachlovers said: I have no idea of what you mean by that, but I was in London for over 10 years and the only women I found attractive were from other countries. Luckily they have a large Chinese population there. Living in the suburbs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amvet Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 10 minutes ago, Thai Ron said: I've done the dumping. Let me guess and you've never paid for it either. Next time get a vasectomy and don't tell the lady. It's a barrel of laughs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talahtnut Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 1 hour ago, oldhippy said: Can we please talk real? It's all about young pussy for old men. The farang speaks with forked tongue as more than Thai lady speak 'I no butterfly'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1FinickyOne Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 21 minutes ago, theguyfromanotherforum said: The hilarity continues..... first they generalize Western women and now mortgage brokers. I am actually cleaning my monitor from spitting out my coffee. How many guys who claim they were married and taken to the cleaners back home were actually virgins before coming to Thailand. The truth please :) This thread is even funnier and more fun than teasing you... I wouldn't say I was taken to the cleaners back home, but I had to divide up some properties, sure. Here, I built the house in her village, on land I bought for her, in her name and you can add a couple of vehicles... we get along fine after 17 years together but my understanding was always that the above mentioned items were gifts and I don't want anything back for it... my wife is a nice lady which does not mean that we will always get along well together... if we split up, I would not want anything for the house or cars and would want to know that her life was going well and would probably help her out if needed. But, no, I was not a virgin before coming here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amvet Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 13 minutes ago, Thai Ron said: Hardly. I'm pissing myself laughing at you, mate https://www.depend.com/special-offers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talahtnut Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Bangkokazy said: Thai ladies are like an violin. nice to lock at, but not to listen to. Correction.....Bagpipes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1FinickyOne Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 10 minutes ago, InMyShadow said: Not hearing "what you want eat hon" And "rain come hon" as the highlight of my intellectual conversation of the day have you tried speaking Thai? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talahtnut Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 1 hour ago, transam said: You don't play an instrument then...? A fiddle ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1FinickyOne Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 19 minutes ago, Thai Ron said: I've done the dumping. Now, that's something to be proud of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadilo Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Geez, don't go agreeing with me - it will make me look bad amongst all the people fighting with you - - It is just so difficult to boil out something so individual into stereotypes. There are 60 year old men who are educated, dignified, have had very successful and interesting lives, they are well mannered, gentlemanly, and live a terrific lifestyle, staying at nice hotels and resorts... and not sweating the grocery bill or rent... There are 40 year old men who have their face in their suds and are drooling by 9 pm and can't afford the 5 baht for the bathroom as they blew last months rent on another tattoo and so they are stressed, angry, barely employable and likely to stink after they get home from their evening out... No, I don't think too many Thai ladies would prefer to spend the evening with the 40 year old... Though I do agree that not many 20 year olds get off on sleeping with grandpa... but a 40 yr old - certainly would prefer the 60 yr old. Pretty much summed it up. The rest of the cock waving is just post count pish. Sent from my iPhone using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jai Dee Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 I know that this is the Pub Forum and things are less moderated in here, but some of the personal attacks (flames) are pushing the limits in this thread. Please continue to have your fun, but just tone it down a little OK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Ron Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 13 minutes ago, amvet said: Let me guess and you've never paid for it either. Next time get a vasectomy and don't tell the lady. It's a barrel of laughs. Sure but unlike some, I didn't move them in to my condo/house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amvet Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Thai Ron said: Sure but unlike some, I didn't move them in to my condo/house Women are women. Thailand of Farangland. Thailand a bit skinnier, take more showers and don't cost as much. Hugh H was bonking 20 year olds when he was 90 and in Thailand that is a reasonable aspiration for most of us old guys and not an impossible dream. Thai hookers are nicer to old men. They help you stand up and lay down and shower and put on your underwear and socks and tie your shoes. Western go go dancers just get up and run away afterwards. Edited October 10, 2017 by amvet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Ron Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 1 minute ago, amvet said: Women are women. Thailand of Farangland. Thailand a bit skinnier, take more showers and don't cost as much. Hugh H was bonking 20 year olds when he was 90 and in Thailand that is a reasonable aspiration for most of us old guys and not an impossible dream. Your point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talahtnut Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 46 minutes ago, theguyfromanotherforum said: Are you sure? Even the mortgage brokers? What about Western women who took all these Thai Visa men to the cleaners? They gotta make livin' too? No? It aint perfect..shit happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLCrab Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 (edited) 34 minutes ago, Thai Ron said: I've done the dumping. ... and before I dump you sweetheart, howabout a little Grey Goose? Edited October 10, 2017 by JLCrab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craftyhen Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Bangkokazy said: Thai ladies are like an violin. nice to lock at, but not to listen to. which ladies are nice to listen to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talahtnut Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 1 hour ago, kenk24 said: You could be any age, by my posting... and what is "a homophone"? I think if someone said they had been here for a long time, I would probably interpret their meaning as 'they have been here a long time' - - but if I wanted to check, I could call them on their homophone... personally, I have a hetero-phone, but not sure about you... Though mostly I agree with your post, though not sure what it has to do with the conversation... There must be such a thing as a katoyphone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amvet Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 17 minutes ago, craftyhen said: which ladies are nice to listen to? I've always been partial to the Khoisan language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talahtnut Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 1 hour ago, transam said: From EU countries who have nothing that are in fear... I like the farang woman in the background with two brollys..just in case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLCrab Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 29 minutes ago, craftyhen said: which ladies are nice to listen to? Her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talahtnut Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 1 hour ago, pgrahmm said: /\ - Actually, I'm not sure what they're aiming at + they're facing each other.... Just a slight intermission in the middle of the pissing contest (whoops - I meant topic).... Not much of a contest, we used to see who could piss up highest against the pub bog wall and out of the busted window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nausea Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Home cooking. "Ploy, thank you. I love lamb with meringue." (The Adventures of Ploy, Queen of the Dessert) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InMyShadow Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 have you tried speaking Thai? She is actually university level and lives in bangkok. Education makes no difference. It's farang westerners vs Buddhist thai that is the real problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaeJoMTB Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 2 hours ago, oldhippy said: Farangs that marry Thai women (like you married a farang woman) may have a different experience when it comes to losing houses to women. I'm quite happy to give stuff to my Thai woman while we share a bed and if we split she is welcome to keep it. It's the someone else taking it from me (after we split) I don't like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1FinickyOne Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 18 minutes ago, InMyShadow said: She is actually university level and lives in bangkok. Education makes no difference. It's farang westerners vs Buddhist thai that is the real problem I am sure that is probably true about education. Some wealthy Thai can really coddle their kids and they can be childlike and spoiled in spite of being educated. And I have met many really smart, uneducated Thai who are fascinating to talk with... Not real sure what you mean by Westerners vs Buddhism being a problem. Personally, I like the laid back attitude of the mostly Buddhist population. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InMyShadow Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 I am sure that is probably true about education. Some wealthy Thai can really coddle their kids and they can be childlike and spoiled in spite of being educated. And I have met many really smart, uneducated Thai who are fascinating to talk with... Not real sure what you mean by Westerners vs Buddhism being a problem. Personally, I like the laid back attitude of the mostly Buddhist population. Nothing in common and as you say it's the laid back attitude that eventually leads to farang thai couples discussing food and then both returning to their respective smart phones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talahtnut Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 14 minutes ago, MaeJoMTB said: I'm quite happy to give stuff to my Thai woman while we share a bed and if we split she is welcome to keep it. It's the someone else taking it from me (after we split) I don't like. Give the good Thai lady the house, treat her respectfully, and the chances are you wont split, you'll have a friend for life. [Not recommended for those of a weak disposition]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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