Pattaya could soon crown its first Olympic Champion - in pole dancing!

[pennine]

20 hours ago, LannaGuy said:

Olympics is becoming a laughing stock what next?  twerking?  alternative ping-pong (Pattaya style)???

A brilliant article in The Guardian about this topic recently, suggested a whole string of possible new olympic sports including "groping"!

[jaywalker]

23 hours ago, JAG said:

Please, no more, it's beginning to hurt!

 

And if I so much as hear mention of a "hub"...

 

"With the wealth of talent available in Pattaya's Go-Go bars it could just be a matter of time before a Thai wears gold around their neck."

 

Well it would make a change from a pearl necklace.

"She wore her a Neck Brace".

 

 

[jaywalker]

22 hours ago, DM07 said:

Did the author of the OP actually go to any GoGo Bar at any time?

A 3rd class, 45 year old mother from a strip- club, somewhere in Arkansas, would wipe the floor with any of these 2-step- amateurs, who completely stop moving, if the music is slower than 140 bpm!

 

A friend of mine and I once went to a relatively well known bar on Patpong and as we are friendly with the owner, we were allowed to request some songs from the "DJ"!

We asked for "Legs" by ZZ Top or "Cream" by Prince!

A-class-stripper- music!

The girls stopped dancing, because they literally didn't know how to move!

 

Goldmedal, my behind!

"Stranglehold" by Ted Nugent....Best show I ever saw, though you do have great taste in music.

 

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A friend once asked for "My Sharona" from the DJ.

 

For the life of them, they could not figure out what exactly his "Sharona" was.

 

I don't even like that song, but had a blast laughing at his frustration.

[Hupaponics]

Really? Does anyone think that the bar girls stand a chance in a global competition?

It's quality that counts, not quantity. 

 

Check out Anastasia from Ukraine, she is good but not likely to get the golden medal. 

 

Compare that with the drunken bar ladies in Thailand. They will only embarrass themselves 

 

However, if the Olympics were about numbers than yes, Thailand would win:)

 

[jaywalker]

10 minutes ago, Hupaponics said:

Really? Does anyone think that the bar girls stand a chance in a global competition?

It's quality that counts, not quantity. 

 

Check out Anastasia from Ukraine, she is good but not likely to get the golden medal. 

 

Compare that with the drunken bar ladies in Thailand. They will only embarrass themselves 

 

However, if the Olympics were about numbers than yes, Thailand would win:)

 

Nice.

 

Gotta say the Long Gun on Cowboy had some kick-ass talent last time I was a soi dog, dogging around.

 

TWINS on stage together.

 

Then again this is about Pattaya, not BKK. My apologies.

 

Best pole dancer I ever saw was the one that bellied up to the bar next to me and smiled real big. We kinda hit it off for an entire week!

 

Tahitian Queen. I like that place.

[JAG]

25 minutes ago, Hupaponics said:

Really? Does anyone think that the bar girls stand a chance in a global competition?

It's quality that counts, not quantity. 

 

Check out Anastasia from Ukraine, she is good but not likely to get the golden medal. 

 

Compare that with the drunken bar ladies in Thailand. They will only embarrass themselves 

 

However, if the Olympics were about numbers than yes, Thailand would win:)

 

Hmm.

Two questions come to mind:

1) How did you manage to film in a Pattaya Go Go bar?

2) How does a Ukranian girl get a work permit?

 

Or have I made a fundamental mistake?

[Hupaponics]

*LOL* I'm not sure if you are objective on that matter;) I'm guessing that the aftermath made the show much better?

 

[Hupaponics]

3 minutes ago, JAG said:

Hmm.

Two questions come to mind:

1) How did you manage to film in a Pattaya Go Go bar?

2) How does a Ukranian girl get a work permit?

 

Or have I made a fundamental mistake?

The mistake you did was not to see where the video comes from;)

It's "Ukraine got talent"

 

Maybe my fault to not point it out;)

[JAG]

3 minutes ago, Hupaponics said:

The mistake you did was not to see where the video comes from;)

It's "Ukraine got talent"

 

Maybe my fault to not point it out;)

OK, OK, it was an (arguably feeble) attempt at a joke...

[wgdanson]

20 hours ago, mercman24 said:

AUSSIE bar in Pukhet, a couple of girls in there last songkran awesome, one climbed about 12 ft up the pole and then came  sliding down head first realy fast and just stopped before her head crashed into the floor, a great show, not sure if she still there

What did she use for brake pads ????

 

[PAIBKK]

Same, same as 
- F1 GP of Thailand

- Start of Tour de France in Thailand....

- ...

 

Same, same but different ?

[MyFriend You]

Okay What's next??  Twerking Championships??

[MyFriend You]

29 minutes ago, wgdanson said:

What did she use for brake pads ????

 

Panti Lners??    

 

[metisdead]

An offensive post has been removed. 

[malcoml]

Clearly whoever wrote this article has never stepped into a go-go bar....

 

The Thai girls just sort of stand there and shake a bit.

[George FmplesdaCosteedback]

The BBC article said that being under "observer status" (really) didn't mean it was certain it would become an Olympic sport. One of the last "observer status" sports was Table Football.

 

I agree with many other guys, they wouldn't stand a chance anyway, only 1 in 500 actually do a "poll" dance routine of any kind, just the Bangkok or Pattaya shuffle.

 

 

 

 

 

[George FmplesdaCosteedback]

8 hours ago, jaywalker said:

Nice.

 

Gotta say the Long Gun on Cowboy had some kick-ass talent last time I was a soi dog, dogging around.

 

TWINS on stage together.

 

Then again this is about Pattaya, not BKK. My apologies.

 

Best pole dancer I ever saw was the one that bellied up to the bar next to me and smiled real big. We kinda hit it off for an entire week!

 

Tahitian Queen. I like that place.

TQ, wow Yeah! I used to like that place. Is Kim (owner) still there?

[George FmplesdaCosteedback]

11 hours ago, nahkit said:

I've already been accepted, 3,000 a month, not much I know but it was all I could afford.

I just bought a cap with "UN Poll Dance Observer" embroidered on it.

[Jonah Tenner]

17 hours ago, madmitch said:

How many times per year does April 1st occur in Thailand? 

 

Or at least seem to!

365, except for leap years

[starky]

On 10/23/2017 at 3:15 PM, Father Fintan Stack said:

Most of them just do the meth-head two-step while looking at themselves in the mirror. 

Agreed worst pole dancers on the planet outside of the phillos..zero rhythm, athleticism, ability or interest it would appear.

[tomacht8]

Guess currently the best pole dancers are in angels city / philippines.

[starky]

14 hours ago, Hupaponics said:

Really? Does anyone think that the bar girls stand a chance in a global competition?

It's quality that counts, not quantity. 

 

Check out Anastasia from Ukraine, she is good but not likely to get the golden medal. 

 

Compare that with the drunken bar ladies in Thailand. They will only embarrass themselves 

 

However, if the Olympics were about numbers than yes, Thailand would win:)

 

What you think that's better than the old drunk meth heads servicing the old drunks knocking round in Pattaya?  Ridiculous! I'm shocked Thailand #1 eberything