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Who Is The Oldest Poster In Bedlam?

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Bronco - it looks like your alzheimers is kicking in!!

That Bronco is the Real Barramundie Kid DSK just careful how you talk to him..

Mr Bronco Sir,, since you ask so nicely I'm 63 and 3 months..There I told the World..

If I cant get the Last Word I can be the Old Fart... :o

ur only as old as the woman you feel :o ....or has someone allready cracked that joke? couldn't be bothered reading the whole thread. :D

...I'm 63 and 3 months..There I told the World..

If I cant get the Last Word I can be the Old Fart... :o

Ah, competition is coming up. Thanks, now I feel better. :D

ur only as old as the woman you feel :o ....or has someone allready cracked that joke? couldn't be bothered reading the whole thread. :D

Gee Mr Lurker My Daddy always said that...You know I did feel 97 one night,,

But it was a stumbling accident in a car park.. :D

im 21 again. two times now. and today i had dinner with a man 21 years older than me! (LBD - that just came to me). 105yrs of experience between us at that dinner table tonight!

im 21 again. two times now. and today i had dinner with a man 21 years older than me! (LBD - that just came to me). 105yrs of experience between us at that dinner table tonight!

I was going to say at least you didnt eat Duck but then I thought what that might imply,So I refrained,,

105 year was that the age of the chicken or the water ??? :o

...I'm 63 and 3 months..There I told the World...........................(as we now it, named "ThaiVisaDotCom".

If I can't get "The Last Word" 'TLW ©' I Kan be "The Old Fart"... :D

Ah, competition is coming up. Thanks, now I feel better. :D

O.K. and action

Latest Breaking News on "ThaiVisaDotCom".

Kan Win is a yong one compared to you two, only 57 and a bit.

and" KO "got his new teeth

Even "raro" is joining in :o as

Now we know who you two really are, your from than show, years ago in the U.K. called “The Muppets”

The Dan Sai Kid” meantime was last seen as

Happy Days to you all :D both OLD and (I wish I was) Young once again :D

...I'm 63 and 3 months..There I told the World..

If I cant get the Last Word I can be the Old Fart... :o

Ah, competition is coming up. Thanks, now I feel better. :D

Think Ulysses G. has all you guys beat! :D

I think im one of the youngest mid 20's (but I know im the best looking one here)

...I'm 63 and 3 months..There I told the World...........................(as we now it, named "ThaiVisaDotCom".

If I can't get "The Last Word" 'TLW ©' I Kan be "The Old Fart"... :D

Ah, competition is coming up. Thanks, now I feel better. :D

O.K. and action

Latest Breaking News on "ThaiVisaDotCom".

Kan Win is a yong one compared to you two, only 57 and a bit.

and" KO "got his new teeth

Even "raro" is joining in :o as

Now we know who you two really are, your from than show, years ago in the U.K. called “The Muppets”

The Dan Sai Kid” meantime was last seen as

Happy Days to you all :D both OLD and (I wish I was) Young once again :D

Mr Kan Win..Not only are you an aging member but you have STYLE..Thank You..LBD

I think im one of the youngest mid 20's (but I know im the best looking one here)

we never doubted that you are not just childish at heart...... :o

Perhaps I should scrap the word old from my nik. I'm still in my fifties.

Perhaps I should scrap the word old from my nik. I'm still in my fifties.

Actually the only route to changing a nik involves

going directly to "newbie" , not passing go and

not collecting the 500 post count to re-enter

this asylum. By the time you qualify again

it will be time to reinstate "old" and then

you'd be back to square zero.

PS In the spirit of full disclosure I am 56

(last time I looked at my watch).

:o

I am the youngest in terms of number of Bedrock posts, but I squash anybody in age. 741 (soon to be 742) and look at that face. Never had botox or any slice, dice or Michael Jackson treatments. It's all in the genes.

I am the youngest in terms of number of Bedrock posts, but I squash anybody in age. 741 (soon to be 742) and look at that face. Never had botox or any slice, dice or Michael Jackson treatments. It's all in the genes.

Ha! Your profile says you're only 99 (as of next Monday). Thought you could slip one past us youngster?

I am the youngest in terms of number of Bedrock posts, but I squash anybody in age. 741 (soon to be 742) and look at that face. Never had botox or any slice, dice or Michael Jackson treatments. It's all in the genes.

Ha! Your profile says you're only 99 (as of next Monday). Thought you could slip one past us youngster?

That's because the admins don't let you go past 100 (not 99). Did I have a choice? Should I say I am 42? That is lying even more.

I am the youngest in terms of number of Bedrock posts, but I squash anybody in age. 741 (soon to be 742) and look at that face. Never had botox or any slice, dice or Michael Jackson treatments. It's all in the genes.

Ha! Your profile says you're only 99 (as of next Monday). Thought you could slip one past us youngster?

That's because the admins don't let you go past 100 (not 99). Did I have a choice? Should I say I am 42? That is lying even more.

OK, apology accepted. Now don't turn me to stone or anything, alright? A little buzz would be nice though.

:D Just when you least expect it, he pulls another corker out of the closet!

:o

some fifty days into the beginning of my 28th year.

(that makes me 27 for those who can't calculate )

I am the youngest in terms of number of Bedrock posts, but I squash anybody in age. 741 (soon to be 742) and look at that face. Never had botox or any slice, dice or Michael Jackson treatments. It's all in the genes.

Ha! Your profile says you're only 99 (as of next Monday). Thought you could slip one past us youngster?

That's because the admins don't let you go past 100 (not 99). Did I have a choice? Should I say I am 42? That is lying even more.

OK, apology accepted. Now don't turn me to stone or anything, alright? A little buzz would be nice though.

I think you should apologize to me for a false accusation.

So, by the by, you look like hansom boy. Do you do doggy years or human?

I am the youngest in terms of number of Bedrock posts, but I squash anybody in age. 741 (soon to be 742) and look at that face. Never had botox or any slice, dice or Michael Jackson treatments. It's all in the genes.

Ha! Your profile says you're only 99 (as of next Monday). Thought you could slip one past us youngster?

That's because the admins don't let you go past 100 (not 99). Did I have a choice? Should I say I am 42? That is lying even more.

OK, apology accepted. Now don't turn me to stone or anything, alright? A little buzz would be nice though.

I think you should apologize to me for a false accusation.

So, by the by, you look like hansom boy. Do you do doggy years or human?

Oh yes, he's a hansom boy for 77 (doggy). The best thing ever to come out of England. Me, I'm 8 months short of a retirement visa. If you're apologising for accusing me of accusing you of a false accusation, well then I accept it, but this is tha last time.

I would say Miss Gorgon must be up there with the oldest of them as she's hundreds of years in the ageing :o

You would also have to factor in each snakes age on her noggin and add all together so she's, in all honesty, probably running in the thousands

I would say Miss Gorgon must be up there with the oldest of them as she's hundreds of years in the ageing :D

You would also have to factor in each snakes age on her noggin and add all together so she's, in all honesty, probably running in the thousands

Mind your manners, crater face. I came back online for a bedtime story and I must say I am disappointed with the provisions. I always watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre to put me and the kids to sleep, but that Bt100 copy has disintegrated. I only got the Shining and some Canadian's gift of Mary Poppins. If I watch Poppins, I stay awake all night wondering how to off her, just like I do with that singing Tramp family, the vid of which Bojangles sent me via utube. I need blood and gore to snore. And, I have to get my beauty sleep and the headtresses get cranky if we do not doss down at sunset. :o

Oh, my neighbour just brought me Caligula. That's just the lullaby I need. No worries, be hacking! Sweet dreams, Bedlam! :D

I would say Miss Gorgon must be up there with the oldest of them as she's hundreds of years in the ageing :D

You would also have to factor in each snakes age on her noggin and add all together so she's, in all honesty, probably running in the thousands

Mind your manners, crater face. I came back online for a bedtime story and I must say I am disappointed with the provisions. I always watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre to put me and the kids to sleep, but that Bt100 copy has disintegrated. I only got the Shining and some Canadian's gift of Mary Poppins. If I watch Poppins, I stay awake all night wondering how to off her, just like I do with that singing Tramp family, the vid of which Bojangles sent me via utube. I need blood and gore to snore. And, I have to get my beauty sleep and the headtresses get cranky if we do not doss down at sunset. :D

Oh, my neighbour just brought me Caligula. That's just the lullaby I need. No worries, be hacking! Sweet dreams, Bedlam! :D

Well since I'm the undisputed Oldest Old Fart here in Bedlam,,All I have to say is,

Show a liitle respect to the gracefully aging Duck and Good Night Sweet Dreams Ms Grogon.. :o

I would say Miss Gorgon must be up there with the oldest of them as she's hundreds of years in the ageing :D

You would also have to factor in each snakes age on her noggin and add all together so she's, in all honesty, probably running in the thousands

Mind your manners, crater face. I came back online for a bedtime story and I must say I am disappointed with the provisions. I always watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre to put me and the kids to sleep, but that Bt100 copy has disintegrated. I only got the Shining and some Canadian's gift of Mary Poppins. If I watch Poppins, I stay awake all night wondering how to off her, just like I do with that singing Tramp family, the vid of which Bojangles sent me via utube. I need blood and gore to snore. And, I have to get my beauty sleep and the headtresses get cranky if we do not doss down at sunset. :D

Oh, my neighbour just brought me Caligula. That's just the lullaby I need. No worries, be hacking! Sweet dreams, Bedlam! :D

Well since I'm the undisputed Oldest Old Fart here in Bedlam,,All I have to say is,

Show a liitle respect to the gracefully aging Duck and Good Night Sweet Dreams Ms Grogon.. :o

Cuddles and preening nips to you, Ducky. I'm at a loss. The Caligula vid is toast and the headkids are restless.

I would say Miss Gorgon must be up there with the oldest of them as she's hundreds of years in the ageing :D

You would also have to factor in each snakes age on her noggin and add all together so she's, in all honesty, probably running in the thousands

Mind your manners, crater face. I came back online for a bedtime story and I must say I am disappointed with the provisions. I always watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre to put me and the kids to sleep, but that Bt100 copy has disintegrated. I only got the Shining and some Canadian's gift of Mary Poppins. If I watch Poppins, I stay awake all night wondering how to off her, just like I do with that singing Tramp family, the vid of which Bojangles sent me via utube. I need blood and gore to snore. And, I have to get my beauty sleep and the headtresses get cranky if we do not doss down at sunset. :o

Oh, my neighbour just brought me Caligula. That's just the lullaby I need. No worries, be hacking! Sweet dreams, Bedlam! :D

So

Missy nicest little lass to get in the asylum

without a single TV warning in her passport

is developing another personality. Schizophrenia

might look alluring to those who fancy a walk

on the wild side but there is no exit strategy.

How many smack addict dope fiends said "I'll

just try it once".

Just a word of friendly advice. Don't get into

a slag fest with "crater face". He has another

persona with at least one accusation (not

conviction nb witnesses found butt upwards

in the Chao Praya) for stalking.

This "group mind" is known in some circles

as "nightmare on Rambuttri St".

Hope this helps

:D

PS the disparaging remarks about the bedtime

stories were a bit gratuitous. Bojo blew a gazillion

brain cells thinking up his four liner.

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