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Welcome To Bedlam. Jet Gorgon.

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Very simple. You give me money. I drink tea.

Oh, is that very expensive then? I do not drink tea.

I drink the tea, I take the money. No need for you to do anything apart from providing me with the money.

By the way, Welcome to Bedlam, Ms. Gorgon... Zola misses you. :o

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There you go Miss Jet ... a rotten tusked elephant rabbit thing wth sunglasses and a sense of humour ... That just about sums it up :D

Welcome Jet! Have you told us about youself in the pinned thread? I'll go check!

ps regarding tea money, it can also be used to buy coffee! Oh, and biscuits!

pps Just checked, well done. Although you didn't tell us much about yourself, only that you didn't know what was going on! Like all of us!

We, the BSB (Bedlam Supervisory Board), would like to give a warm Welcome to Miss Jet Gorgon.

At BSB Headquarters in Maprachan we have put a welcome bottle of champagne in the chiller for this auspicious occasion. It can be picked up any time but please call in advance to make sure that lights are dimmed.

raro

BSB Welcome Committee Spokesman

Thank you Soi Lurker, Meadish, Suega, and Raro for the kind welcomes.

Champagne at BSB HQ? Oh, my. Can I trade that in for tea, coffee, biscuits, and money? I just got here and I owe stuff already. I suppose I will be billed for that tie-up jacket and the foam padding in the room. And could I please have pink pyjamas? A girl has to look her best and blue and white stripes clash with my headlocks. I mean, what if Toxin visited?

your a little ripper jet, and i dont care if you do have mice living in your hair. :o

In some people's speech, 'a little ripper' means a rapid yet modest outburst of methane gas from the rear orifice. Methinks terry's internal lexicon has a different definition of the term.

In some people's speech, 'a little ripper' means a rapid yet modest outburst of methane gas from the rear orifice. Methinks terry's internal lexicon has a different definition of the term.

Well, there goes the ozone layer...again. :o

Maybe terry meant one of these:

Definitions of ripper on the Web:

* a skidder or bulldozer equipped with one or more heavy tines for breaking up compacted soils, hardpans, and stumps. Also used on old pastures and agricultural lands to break up hardpans.

www.sfrc.ufl.edu/Extension/ssfor11.htm

* A coal extraction machine that works by tearing the coal from the face.

www.netl.doe.gov/coal/Coal%20Primer/glossary.html

* Software that can be used to automatically convert CD audio and. WAV files into compressed MP3 or WMA format for later playback, either through your computer or from a portable digital music player.

www.eabnet.org.uk/knowitall/finally/glossary/r.htm

* A software program that "grabs" digital audio from a compact disc and transfers it to a computer's hard drive. The integrity of the data is preserved because the signal does not pass through the computer's sound card and does not need to be converted to an analog format. The digital-to-digital transfer creates a WAV file that can then be converted into an MP3 file. source - www.webopedia.com Top

www.incendosoft.com/glossary.php

* An attachment used on excavation equipment for cutting through rock and difficult ground.

www.peakagents.ca/glossary/r9.htm

* a murderer who slashes the victims with a knife; "Jack the ripper was probably a madman"

wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

your a little ripper jet, and i dont care if you do have mice living in your hair. :o

Re: Meadish research on "ripper" and which applied to me, Jet of the Gorgon Clan. Well...about Jack the Ripper and how his attributes as a ripper could apply to me...

Oh, yes, please, I would like to have this particular accolade added to my CV.

Does it matter if I do not slash with a knife? I have independent appendages that like to carve out designs with different instruments.

And, is it OK if I am not a madman?

Sorry about the wait - welcome to Bedlam JG!

Are you related to UG?

Thank you for your kind welcome, DSK.

There are no Gorgons with the first initial U. Anyone with a U first initial is an imposter. Turned to stone without a second glance. Trying to mooch in on our inheritence.

Maybe terry meant one of these:

Definitions of ripper on the Web:

* a skidder or bulldozer equipped with one or more heavy tines for breaking up compacted soils, hardpans, and stumps. Also used on old pastures and agricultural lands to break up hardpans.

www.sfrc.ufl.edu/Extension/ssfor11.htm

* A coal extraction machine that works by tearing the coal from the face.

www.netl.doe.gov/coal/Coal%20Primer/glossary.html

* Software that can be used to automatically convert CD audio and. WAV files into compressed MP3 or WMA format for later playback, either through your computer or from a portable digital music player.

www.eabnet.org.uk/knowitall/finally/glossary/r.htm

* A software program that "grabs" digital audio from a compact disc and transfers it to a computer's hard drive. The integrity of the data is preserved because the signal does not pass through the computer's sound card and does not need to be converted to an analog format. The digital-to-digital transfer creates a WAV file that can then be converted into an MP3 file. source - www.webopedia.com Top

www.incendosoft.com/glossary.php

* An attachment used on excavation equipment for cutting through rock and difficult ground.

www.peakagents.ca/glossary/r9.htm

* a murderer who slashes the victims with a knife; "Jack the ripper was probably a madman"

wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

Actually Old Chappie it is in the Kevin Bloody Wilson Dictonary..

Ripper..Shortened version of "You Little Rip Snorter" !!

Trust that cleared that Up.. :o

Maybe terry meant one of these:

Definitions of ripper on the Web:

* a skidder or bulldozer equipped with one or more heavy tines for breaking up compacted soils, hardpans, and stumps. Also used on old pastures and agricultural lands to break up hardpans.

www.sfrc.ufl.edu/Extension/ssfor11.htm

* A coal extraction machine that works by tearing the coal from the face.

www.netl.doe.gov/coal/Coal%20Primer/glossary.html

* Software that can be used to automatically convert CD audio and. WAV files into compressed MP3 or WMA format for later playback, either through your computer or from a portable digital music player.

www.eabnet.org.uk/knowitall/finally/glossary/r.htm

* A software program that "grabs" digital audio from a compact disc and transfers it to a computer's hard drive. The integrity of the data is preserved because the signal does not pass through the computer's sound card and does not need to be converted to an analog format. The digital-to-digital transfer creates a WAV file that can then be converted into an MP3 file. source - www.webopedia.com Top

www.incendosoft.com/glossary.php

* An attachment used on excavation equipment for cutting through rock and difficult ground.

www.peakagents.ca/glossary/r9.htm

* a murderer who slashes the victims with a knife; "Jack the ripper was probably a madman"

wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

Actually Old Chappie it is in the Kevin Bloody Wilson Dictonary..

Ripper..Shortened version of "You Little Rip Snorter" !!

Trust that cleared that Up.. :o

well done duck as i knew you would have a handle on it.

thats what i really meant,

miss jet is a little rip snorter. :D

this forum has only got 9.5% aussie's on it mate, so most of the punters ain't got a clue what where on about. :D

this forum has only got 9.5% aussie's on it

..and that's possibly the absolute maximum it can handle... :o

this forum has only got 9.5% aussie's on it

..and that's possibly the absolute maximum it can handle... :o

Hello Larry :D

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