Small Town Rural Thailand

[tutsiwarrior]

am I mistaken? I try to mind my own business but there seems to be an atmosphere redolent of sexual tension in my small town in southern Suphanburi. I go to the top ob de road to have a beer where my neighbor, Nan, runs a food stall. She usually employs an assistant to serve the food and to bus the tables...This time it is a sexy youngster about 18 y.o. who every time that she passes my table she shakes her stuff very suggestifley...

where I sit is about 20 meters from the entrance ob de 'Big Store', sumpin' that passes locally for a supermarket...a constant flow of young wimmin wid long brown legs, little shorts and motorbikes going to an' fro...am I the only one that notices??? There are sum young thai males hanging about but they studiously ignore the parade ob beautiful flesh...

there must be sumpin' on going on here...have any ob you that live out in the provinces observed the same thing? Ain't the same like in the fleshpots where the sexual strutting is de rigeur...just country folks doin' country things...

sheesh...complicated Thailand...

[kayo]

Could it be your libido dude?

[tutsiwarrior]

I try to mind my own business, thou vile, corrupt and disgusting clown ...plus my step daughter and her friends have all the lovely brown flesh that I could shake a stick at...

I just don't like being out in public and exposed to young quivvering flesh...especially when in innocent circumstances...soi nana an' soi cowboy I can handle...not sum street corner in rural central Thailand...I feel like a player in sum lurid falang produced comedy 'tutsiwarrior attempts to mind his own business' then a frame of a big ass with camel toe all over the place...

[farangsay]

Concur.

Only tension here is limited to Tutsi's Y-fronts.

What was that stuff they used to give the miltary

to calm them a bit before they sent them overseas

to Paschendale and Flanders and such.

I'm sure if he explained his problem to a pharmacist

they'd suggest something pharmaceutical rather than

surgical.

[britmaveric]

Perhaps your imagination is running wild mate? Or could it be the libido?

[Briggsy]

Could it be you've stumbled on the Suphan kids' hangout.

[tutsiwarrior]

hey, you guys come over an' sit wid me at Nan's food stall and see if yer tackle can stay in yer pants...

I expect modesty, propriety an' sincere virginal attention, not sum sneering denim clad strumpet intimating 'you like what you see Mr tutsi?'...central thailand is a madhouse!!!

I'm gonna haveta go back to Indonesia where the gurls wear the hijab headdress then tight and suggestive clothing from the neck down...at least I can say that no one attempted to seduce me at a food stall...

(the indo gurls don't realise that the hijab simply frames their beauty...I wanted to masturbate whenever the driver stopped near a bus stop...)

[Little Black Duck]

hey, you guys come over an' sit wid me at Nan's food stall and see if yer tackle can stay in yer pants...

I expect modesty, propriety an' sincere virginal attention, not sum sneering denim clad strumpet intimating 'you like what you see Mr tutsi?'...central thailand is a madhouse!!!

I'm gonna haveta go back to Indonesia where the gurls wear the hijab headdress then tight and suggestive clothing from the neck down...at least I can say that no one attempted to seduce me at a food stall...

(the indo gurls don't realise that the hijab simply frames their beauty...I wanted to masturbate whenever the driver stopped near a bus stop...)

Gee Mr Tutsi from where I sit reading your concerns about the nubile nymphs..

In my Humble Old Opinion your just a red blooded normal guy !!!!

Proud of you my man..

[tutsiwarrior]

hey, you guys come over an' sit wid me at Nan's food stall and see if yer tackle can stay in yer pants...

I expect modesty, propriety an' sincere virginal attention, not sum sneering denim clad strumpet intimating 'you like what you see Mr tutsi?'...central thailand is a madhouse!!!

I'm gonna haveta go back to Indonesia where the gurls wear the hijab headdress then tight and suggestive clothing from the neck down...at least I can say that no one attempted to seduce me at a food stall...

(the indo gurls don't realise that the hijab simply frames their beauty...I wanted to masturbate whenever the driver stopped near a bus stop...)

Gee Mr Tutsi from where I sit reading your concerns about the nubile nymphs..

In my Humble Old Opinion your just a red blooded normal guy !!!!

Proud of you my man..

I demand restraint!...I demand order!...the Thaksim administration has allowed things to go ape shit and to target unsuspecting falangs in unlikely circumstances with irresitable brown quivvering thai female flesh...

oh, boooo hoooo, how can I be expected to maintain a respectable role in the community otherwise???

[farangsay]

hey, you guys come over an' sit wid me at Nan's food stall and see if yer tackle can stay in yer pants...

I expect modesty, propriety an' sincere virginal attention, not sum sneering denim clad strumpet intimating 'you like what you see Mr tutsi?'...central thailand is a madhouse!!!

:D

You make me think of me and a pal a few years ago.

Irish family came for two weeks on a caravan site on

the French Atlantic coast. My two eldest were the same

age as their two boys so I brought mine down so they

could camp out with their pals.

Myself and Jimmy passed our evening in the camp-site

bar restaurant. The clientele was English/Irish families

with their pubescent/pre-pubescent offspring.

It was amusing to watch the young girls passing through

in packs closely followed by young lads (yes our lads were

there) with their noses in the air sniffing.

Jimmy confessed that he had passed many an evening

there appreciating juvenile feline but confessed he got

a tad embarrassed when he saw the young girls father

glaring at him.

So

Either watch out for Thai gentlemen glaring at you

(you may just have leched his daughter) or (TIT)

wear kevlar.

PS Co-ordinates for Nans place so I can check if

you are exaggerating

[Little Black Duck]

hey, you guys come over an' sit wid me at Nan's food stall and see if yer tackle can stay in yer pants...

I expect modesty, propriety an' sincere virginal attention, not sum sneering denim clad strumpet intimating 'you like what you see Mr tutsi?'...central thailand is a madhouse!!!

I'm gonna haveta go back to Indonesia where the gurls wear the hijab headdress then tight and suggestive clothing from the neck down...at least I can say that no one attempted to seduce me at a food stall...

(the indo gurls don't realise that the hijab simply frames their beauty...I wanted to masturbate whenever the driver stopped near a bus stop...)

Gee Mr Tutsi from where I sit reading your concerns about the nubile nymphs..

In my Humble Old Opinion your just a red blooded normal guy !!!!

Proud of you my man..

I demand restraint!...I demand order!...the Thaksim administration has allowed things to go ape shit and to target unsuspecting falangs in unlikely circumstances with irresitable brown quivvering thai female flesh...

oh, boooo hoooo, how can I be expected to maintain a respectable role in the community otherwise???

Try to imagine how I feel when I see a Flock of Wild Ducks..

[farangsay]

hey, you guys come over an' sit wid me at Nan's food stall and see if yer tackle can stay in yer pants...

I expect modesty, propriety an' sincere virginal attention, not sum sneering denim clad strumpet intimating 'you like what you see Mr tutsi?'...central thailand is a madhouse!!!

I'm gonna haveta go back to Indonesia where the gurls wear the hijab headdress then tight and suggestive clothing from the neck down...at least I can say that no one attempted to seduce me at a food stall...

(the indo gurls don't realise that the hijab simply frames their beauty...I wanted to masturbate whenever the driver stopped near a bus stop...)

Gee Mr Tutsi from where I sit reading your concerns about the nubile nymphs..

In my Humble Old Opinion your just a red blooded normal guy !!!!

Proud of you my man..

I demand restraint!...I demand order!...the Thaksim administration has allowed things to go ape shit and to target unsuspecting falangs in unlikely circumstances with irresitable brown quivvering thai female flesh...

oh, boooo hoooo, how can I be expected to maintain a respectable role in the community otherwise???

Try to imagine how I feel when I see a Flock of Wild Ducks..

One could suggest you take a flying <deleted> but of course ,

being polite by nature , one won't.

[tutsiwarrior]

hey, you guys come over an' sit wid me at Nan's food stall and see if yer tackle can stay in yer pants...

I expect modesty, propriety an' sincere virginal attention, not sum sneering denim clad strumpet intimating 'you like what you see Mr tutsi?'...central thailand is a madhouse!!!

:D

You make me think of me and a pal a few years ago.

Irish family came for two weeks on a caravan site on

the French Atlantic coast. My two eldest were the same

age as their two boys so I brought mine down so they

could camp out with their pals.

Myself and Jimmy passed our evening in the camp-site

bar restaurant. The clientele was English/Irish families

with their pubescent/pre-pubescent offspring.

It was amusing to watch the young girls passing through

in packs closely followed by young lads (yes our lads were

there) with their noses in the air sniffing.

Jimmy confessed that he had passed many an evening

there appreciating juvenile feline but confessed he got

a tad embarrassed when he saw the young girls father

glaring at him.

So

Either watch out for Thai gentlemen glaring at you

(you may just have leched his daughter) or (TIT)

wear kevlar.

PS Co-ordinates for Nans place so I can check if

you are exaggerating

go to Songphinong in Suphan and her stall is right in front of de tesseban firehouse, the Big Store right across the street. Her assistant is a dish...except for watching the wimmin going in an' out ob de Big Store couldn't keep my eyes offa her butt...disgusting an' disgraceful behavior for a middleaged and distinguished professional engineer...(in my dreams she slaps her ass an' says 'design this yuh corrupt falang bastid...)

[Little Black Duck]

hey, you guys come over an' sit wid me at Nan's food stall and see if yer tackle can stay in yer pants...

I expect modesty, propriety an' sincere virginal attention, not sum sneering denim clad strumpet intimating 'you like what you see Mr tutsi?'...central thailand is a madhouse!!!

I'm gonna haveta go back to Indonesia where the gurls wear the hijab headdress then tight and suggestive clothing from the neck down...at least I can say that no one attempted to seduce me at a food stall...

(the indo gurls don't realise that the hijab simply frames their beauty...I wanted to masturbate whenever the driver stopped near a bus stop...)

Gee Mr Tutsi from where I sit reading your concerns about the nubile nymphs..

In my Humble Old Opinion your just a red blooded normal guy !!!!

Proud of you my man..

I demand restraint!...I demand order!...the Thaksim administration has allowed things to go ape shit and to target unsuspecting falangs in unlikely circumstances with irresitable brown quivvering thai female flesh...

oh, boooo hoooo, how can I be expected to maintain a respectable role in the community otherwise???

Try to imagine how I feel when I see a Flock of Wild Ducks..

One could suggest you take a flying <deleted> but of course ,

being polite by nature , one won't.

Excuse me Mr 'farangsay' Sir,, Havent you heard of "Fly United"

[tutsiwarrior]

hijack, hijack, hijack...I wanted to discuss simmering sexuality in small town Thailand, not airborne sexual acrobatics by disadvantaged waterfowl...

[Jockstar]

I just don't like being out in public and exposed to young quivvering flesh

I loved living in Thailand and Bangkok. It was everywhere.

[Little Black Duck]

hijack, hijack, hijack...I wanted to discuss simmering sexuality in small town Thailand, not airborne sexual acrobatics by disadvantaged waterfowl...

Please Please Forgive me Mr Tutsi..I was out in Nakon Nowhere and saw lots of lovely Duckies paddling around..

I'm with you, but you have to learn to controll your Boyish Urges welling up in your Loins..

[AlexLah]

Dear Tutsi,

A possible reason why you have those feelings is because you realise you are getting old.

You hope that some young girl finds you handsome and want to be with you.

Making you think you look young if you ever catched one.

Do a reality check please.

Maybe you are not so satisfied with the looks of your current GF/wife?

Maybe your Testoron levels are too high?

Get some help, you might be a posible rapist.

[tutsiwarrior]

Dear Tutsi,

A possible reason why you have those feelings is because you realise you are getting old.

You hope that some young girl finds you handsome and want to be with you.

Making you think you look young if you ever catched one.

Do a reality check please.

Maybe you are not so satisfied with the looks of your current GF/wife?

Maybe your Testoron levels are too high?

Get some help, you might be a posible rapist.

puff, puff, I'll lay that babe across onne de tables at Nan's food stall an' let her have it...puff, puff...Nan: ' tutsi!!! you can't do that here, at least take her home an' perform yer indescretions in private'...tutsi: 'I can't take it any longer!!!...how far an' how remote do I haveta go to mind my own business???'

tutsi wades across rice paddies with the police an' howling dogs in the near distance...

(now my 13 y.o. stepdaughter wid budding young breasts and a delectable ass is attempting to crawl into bed wid me an' de wife...what's a falang to do???)

run!!! tutsi, run!!!

[AlexLah]

Again I tell you Tutsi.

Please find some professional help.

From your post I can only conclude you are into young and possibly underaged girls.

Get a life Tutsi, why do you think having sex with underaged girls is OK as long as you think they agree?

Quote: now my 13 y.o. stepdaughter wid budding young breasts and a delectable ass is attempting to crawl into bed wid me an' de wife...what's a falang to do???)

You are sick Tutsi please seek help.

Alex

[cobra]

there must be sumpin' on going on here...sheesh...complicated Thailand...

Not so complicated, Yes, there is sexual tension going on by design,

They're attracted to what's in your pants .... your wallet.

(and maybe a little temporary intrigue).

Go into "Big Store", purchase mirror for Reality Check Update,

[britmaveric]

Leave Tutsi alone, lads not a pedo - he stating the bloody obvious.

[tutsiwarrior]

thanks for that, brit...there is a point where kids cross the margin...THEY think that they are still just cuddly young kids...you gotta say 'you see dem tits?...you see dat ass?...ain't no one gonna look at ye as a kid no more...'

I'm OK as my wife is always here to supervise...but she hesitates when it comes to explainin' the 'facts ob life' to the stepdaughter...sum thai cultural thing...

my stepdaughter is developing quickly an' I don't want to see her knocked up when she is 15 y.o. just like most parents...

[Little Black Duck]

thanks for that, brit...there is a point where kids cross the margin...THEY think that they are still just cuddly young kids...you gotta say 'you see dem tits?...you see dat ass?...ain't no one gonna look at ye as a kid no more...'

I'm OK as my wife is always here to supervise...but she hesitates when it comes to explainin' the 'facts ob life' to the stepdaughter...sum thai cultural thing...

my stepdaughter is developing quickly an' I don't want to see her knocked up when she is 15 y.o. just like most parents...

There you go Mr Tutsi Sir,,

Truth finally came out you're just a very concerned Parent

not wanting to see the young Waif slip off the straight and narrow..

Commendable not contemptible..

[terry57]

hey, you guys come over an' sit wid me at Nan's food stall and see if yer tackle can stay in yer pants...

I expect modesty, propriety an' sincere virginal attention, not sum sneering denim clad strumpet intimating 'you like what you see Mr tutsi?'...central thailand is a madhouse!!!

:D

You make me think of me and a pal a few years ago.

Irish family came for two weeks on a caravan site on

the French Atlantic coast. My two eldest were the same

age as their two boys so I brought mine down so they

could camp out with their pals.

Myself and Jimmy passed our evening in the camp-site

bar restaurant. The clientele was English/Irish families

with their pubescent/pre-pubescent offspring.

It was amusing to watch the young girls passing through

in packs closely followed by young lads (yes our lads were

there) with their noses in the air sniffing.

Jimmy confessed that he had passed many an evening

there appreciating juvenile feline but confessed he got

a tad embarrassed when he saw the young girls father

glaring at him.

So

Either watch out for Thai gentlemen glaring at you

(you may just have leched his daughter) or (TIT)

wear kevlar.

PS Co-ordinates for Nans place so I can check if

you are exaggerating

go to Songphinong in Suphan and her stall is right in front of de tesseban firehouse, the Big Store right across the street. Her assistant is a dish...except for watching the wimmin going in an' out ob de Big Store couldn't keep my eyes offa her butt...disgusting an' disgraceful behavior for a middleaged and distinguished professional engineer...(in my dreams she slaps her ass an' says 'design this yuh corrupt falang bastid...)

thanks for the directions tutsi and i'll meet you at nan's food stall.

[johnh101]

He's a concerned parent who could use some Bromide in his Beer.

[tutsiwarrior]

the wife advised that she had a truckload ob punters wantin' to go up to the annual festivities at Don Chedi...we can use the extra dosh so I figured that I wouldn'd see her for the rest ob de evening...had to head up to Nan''s food stall for a beer...

they were busy and the long legged, nice arsed assistant was dishin' out the food an' bussin' tables...then, I noticed a long legged specimen in tight denim approchin' the Big Store...Nan saw me salivating and said 'fergettaboutit, tuts...her mom is a friend ob mine an' she's gettin' married next week anyway...'

meanwhile the assistant took a break an' saw me lookin' and folded her arms across her breasts and crossed her legs...

I can't stand it...no one is allowed to mind their own business around here...earlier the kids came home from school, had sumpin' to eat then fell asleep in front ob de TV...I love watching children sleep, when awake they wreak havoc but when asleep they are god's little angels...

I am not a pedo or a lecher, but this small town Thai business has gotta stop!!!

[sceadugenga]

I know Toots, we get it in the North as well.

The problem is we are refugees from the first society in recorded history that begrudges an older man a young bird. Rock stars and media barons get away with it but the middle classes are supposed to carry on with the same old dear who remained loyal over the decades. (If you were lucky).

Polygamy, consorts, mia nois and even the once common mistress were designed to keep a man's eyes on the things that mattered, not some wiggling teen aged bum. Now we come to a country where a man can have the occasional frolic with a woman half his age we're pariahs in our own countries.

[AlexLah]

Quote: they were busy and the long legged, nice arsed assistant was dishin' out the food an' bussin' tables...then, I noticed a long legged specimen in tight denim approchin' the Big Store...Nan saw me salivating and said 'fergettaboutit, tuts...her mom is a friend ob mine an' she's gettin' married next week anyway...'

meanwhile the assistant took a break an' saw me lookin' and folded her arms across her breasts and crossed her legs...

Tutsi I really think you have a problem. You see any action taken by a girl ore a girl in thight dress as a potential sexual wink.

Do you get aroused when your daughter dress in mini skirt?

Get a life, you are sick!

I will report you to the police as a possible pedo.

Alex

[britmaveric]

Alex- are you thick???? Obviously you don't understand Good Old Tuts writing style. Anyways any more from your gob we'll report you to MIB for being a wan*er!!!