An economist went to a lingerie shop to buy a bra for his wife. While he proudly announced to the salesgirl that he is an economist, he also confessed that only thing he knows about bra is 'how to unhook', and he really needed some expert help in making the purchase.

The smart salesgirl asked, "Sir, you want a capitalistic, socialistic or democratic bra?"

Of course, our economist was intrigued and he asked, "What are they?"

Salesgirl : "Sir, capitalistic suppresses the masses, socialistic uplifts the downtrodden and democratic makes mountains out of molehills."...

I'll pass on a Thai Visa bra.

 

A bra that gets no laughs. 

What was the Tommy Cooper joke about 'a guy walks into a bra and felt a right tit.