April 22, 20187 yr During his routine medical check, O'Flannagan asked the doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life?" "I doubt it", said the doctor, "Mercury is in Uranus right now." O'Flannagan said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology crap,you know !." "Neither do I", replied the doctor, "My thermometer just broke inside your rear orifice."
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