Los Becoming Like An Old People's Home

[ratcatcher]

THE OLD FARTS CLUB

Motto "We Don't get no satisfaction"

BOB DYLAN - 64

SIR MICK JAGGER – 62

KEITH RICHARDS – 62

CHARLIE WATTS – 64

PETE TOWSHEND – 62

ROGER DALTREY - 62

BRIAN FERRY - 61

ROD STEWART – 61

SIR PAUL McCARTNEY 64

SIR CLIFF RICHARD – 66

SIR ELTON JOHN – 60

ERIC CLAPTON - 62

ERIC BURDON – 64

ROGER McGUINN – 64

DAVID GILMOUR – 61

ROGER WATERS - 63

MICK FLEETWOOD - 60

JERRY LEE LEWIS – 71

JON LORD – 65

JIMMY PAGE – 61

LEONARD COHEN - 72

Senior citizens all, but just about all of these guys could fill a stadium.

The most famous "Wrinklies"

Edited April 29, 2007 by ratcatcher

[Nignoy]

It's the young Thai ladies who have to put up with these dinosaurs that i feel sorry for.

This old Dinosaur was first married to a thai national over 40 years ago,but due to politics our marriage was annulled, but the fascination for thailand Warts and all ,has stayed with me and my extended european family, we love watching you young fellas perform trying to impress thai ladies ,because in your home countries you have to use the onehanded widow for companionship leave us old farts alone to do our thing!! the ladies love us there is still a lot of good music inthis old FIDDLE lol Nignoy

[Ulysses G.]

I'm being entertained by two lovely young ladies as i type. Us younger, virile studs don't need to splash the cash in bars to get the ladies' attention, they volunteer for their pleasure.

Amazing how some blokes find the time to post on here, seeing how popular and in demand they are with the ladies.

Really!

Edited April 29, 2007 by Ulysses G.

[Neeranam]

what exactly is a good life? this is the question

Very good question Russ.

[Ulysses G.]

what exactly is a good life? this is the question

Very good question Russ.

Good health, good food, good nooky. In that order.

[torito]

Has nobody mentioned that the only alternative to getting older is dying now? Not advisable. So, prepare for old age: keep fit, keep sharp and clever, keep on learning, stay active. And, save up lots of money (perhaps 25% of your gross income) for the later years, or you'll spend your last years penniless and bitter.

Easy to say than to do it, 'PeaceBlondie'....when you have to take care of children this theory encounters some difficulties...now, to end bitter, is just for those poor unlucky who have nothing to thank in life, are there many?

[ray23]

You know Rambo is probably right they would be much better off turning tricks in the bars. I mean after all thats got to be lot more fun and they get to maintain thier dignity while supporting the family.

Of course I'm assuming Rambo that you truly believe they do have great fun in that line of work. You know living with four to six girls in one dingy room, taking on any smelly drunk that comes through the door. Just to send all but the bear essential money home to Mama Papa.

You right that would be a heck of a lot better then dealing with some old man that treats them like a princess. I'm sure continuing down the bar road is going to get them a lifetime of finacial secuirty.

Lets see now no mafia forcing them to do it, the family doesn't care one way or another as long as the money flows, Oh ya it's probably thier macho boyfriend. You know someone like you, that actually would take pride in having sex with somone elses wife. I do have to admit there is a shortage of available women in this country, so I could understand you having to step into someone elses marriage. Of course the other assumption could be that you just running your mouth off and your not a jerk. I don't know but one of those must be true.

I wouldn't feel to sorry for these ladies they are making decesion based on thier needs not your vision of how thier lives should be.

See what I mean these whippersnappers sure are fun to watch.

Dont get angry don't even know you, Just having a bit fun. Yuo know how us gits are doesn't take much entertain us.

Edited April 29, 2007 by ray23

[uptou]

imo there are the oldies in thailand that are good old boys who are humble,maybe fought in a war or two,been around the block or two,but they wont force it down your throat when having a beer with them.

then there can be the other,under the surface they are a little bitter .the kind that resent the young pups running around in thailand,& they feel that maybe they deserve alot more respect than they actually deserve.

[Alf Witt]

Some of these old guys, who are sensible enough not to get ripped off, hang around for quite some time, and some of these ladies lose their youth to servicing these guys. Some of what that entails must be quite repulsive to these significantly younger women. Imagine having to go through that for 10 or 20 years out of a need for security and obligation to your family. Not a nice thought.

Mmm. "Not a nice thought"? However, that's your thought "Rambo" not their thought. The biggest mistake you can make in life is to assume that others think the same as you do. Generally, they don't.

e.g. For every "Rambo" there are plenty who think that the "Rambo"`image is a cover for a deep seated inferiority complex. Ask a psychologist.

[Ulysses G.]

there are plenty who think that the "Rambo"`image is a cover for a deep seated inferiority complex. Ask a psychologist.

Could also be a case of homosexual panic or just a homoerotic fantasy.

Edited April 29, 2007 by Ulysses G.

[Alf Witt]

Anyway, who resurrected this loony thread?

I was wondering the same thing too, qwertz, but I guess you can't keep a good (old) dog down.

Are you sure "resurrected" was the appropriate word? Like many of its posters the thread was old but not quite dead!

Perhaps you meant res-erected?

[torito]

Some of these old guys, who are sensible enough not to get ripped off, hang around for quite some time, and some of these ladies lose their youth to servicing these guys. Some of what that entails must be quite repulsive to these significantly younger women. Imagine having to go through that for 10 or 20 years out of a need for security and obligation to your family. Not a nice thought.

For what you say 'John_Rambo' , is clear to me that you have to use spell checker after writtig the words security and obligation,

you sound like this little silver spoon guy who was born with all privileges, and as usual, has no idea what he is talking about....

we call them pendejos in my land

[Alf Witt]

I'm being entertained by two lovely young ladies as i type. Us younger, virile studs don't need to splash the cash in bars to get the ladies' attention, they volunteer for their pleasure.

That must be very entertaining for them too. And how come you arso easily distracted?

Sorry, typo: for "arso" read "are so"

[undercover]

When I was in my late teens early twentys I was a very cocky guy just like some of the young guys answering on here, to me anybody over 30 was an old sad <deleted> who knew nothing, but now being old I realize us old blokes cant loose, we are old, we've made it, we were young and we done all the crazy young things, but we survived that, the young guys trying to give us some shit might not even make it, chances are some of them are going to get wiped out doing the young guy stuff !

[torito]

I'm being entertained by two lovely young ladies as i type. Us younger, virile studs don't need to splash the cash in bars to get the ladies' attention, they volunteer for their pleasure.

Great mate.....the first time that you will need "to splash the cash in bars to get the ladies' attention" it will become, fast, sooner than you want it.....

Hopefully by then, you'll have the cash to splash it....

[John_Rambo]

Of course I'm assuming Rambo that you truly believe they do have great fun in that line of work. You know living with four to six girls in one dingy room, taking on any smelly drunk that comes through the door. Just to send all but the bear essential money home to Mama Papa.

I don't believe i have mentioned anything of the sort. Having read what i posted, your comprehension skills must be completely knackered to arrive at that assumption.

Mmm. "Not a nice thought"? However, that's your thought "Rambo" not their thought. The biggest mistake you can make in life is to assume that others think the same as you do. Generally, they don't.

Actually Alf, i have spoken with a number of mia farang, both ex and currently keeping up the act, and that is the gist i have obtained from those conversations. I mean lets be honest, if the prospect of servicing a woman in her 60's or 70's doesn't appeal to these elderly gentlemen or the younger guys out there, why would you possibly think that young ladies are thrilled by the prospect of servicing these elderly gents? They make the compromise for the cash, by and large.

A lot of these women also end up looking for their sexual satisfaction elsewhere. A thai friend of mine in Khon khaen, decent looking chap, is constantly nailing these women who are married to elderly farang. Apparently they're often easy lays. And i very much doubt that he's the only one. I know there will be some guys reading this who won't like what i'm saying, but i'm telling you straight up how it is. But how can you expect it to be any different? These women have got needs as well, and want to spend intimate time with guys they are attracted to.

For what you say 'John_Rambo' , is clear to me that you have to use spell checker after writtig the words security and obligation,

you sound like this little silver spoon guy who was born with all privileges, and as usual, has no idea what he is talking about....

we call them pendejos in my land

I have spelt those words perfectly correctly, and it is quite clear to me that my command of the English language is somewhat more comprehensive than yours. No idea what you're talking about, i'm afraid. You also know nothing about my background.

Great mate.....the first time that you will need "to splash the cash in bars to get the ladies' attention" it will become, fast, sooner than you want it.....

Hopefully by then, you'll have the cash to splash it....

And another poor assumption, this time about my financial status. I am not young anymore but neither am i old, and have made, and continue to make more than enough cash to splash it with great abandon if i wish. But i won't ever be splashing the cash in bars to get the ladies attention, i will settle down well before then, i'm not interested in paid affection.

If other guys are interested in that, then it's no problem with me, but let's not pretend it's anything other than what it is. Likewise with these old age gentlemen and their significantly younger wives. And yes i do feel sorry for those ladies who have to trade their youth away out of the need for security. In a better world they would be living their dream of hooking up with a decent guy, not too distant in age from themselves, who they were actually attracted to. Not having to mind some OAP. Then the elderly gents would have to hook up with all the single, lonely old ladies who they share something in common with. I'm well aware that this perfect world doesn't exist, but it doesn't stop me from feeling sorry for those people who have been less fortunate than myself in terms of the choices available to them in life. When i was in my twenties, if i'd had to get romantically involved with a woman old enough to be my grandmother, well....let's just say it's not a nice thought.

[qwertz]

Quote by John Rambo: I'm well aware that this perfect world doesn't exist, but it doesn't stop me from feeling sorry for those people who have been less fortunate than myself in terms of the choices available to them in life.

Eureka! Living proof, contrary to popular belief, that trolls too have a heart. BTW JR, I'm burning to learn how you managed to get two luscious girls in your room. That must have been a really hard call in LOS of all places!

[torito]

When i was in my twenties, if i'd had to get romantically involved with a woman old enough to be my grandmother, well....let's just say it's not a nice thought.

What a confession...Freud was right....phobias are originated on pass experiences...from there your hate for age-differenced couples, they bring you bad memories ah?...

Is there a psychoanalyst in this forum?...this boy needs a hand..

Well young virile studs, just now you have written something with a little bit (just a little bit) of sensitivity...unexpectedly I would say. I did not intend to offend you, but what you wrote before was simply mental diarrhea..

BTW, Rambo you did not understand the sarcasm in the comment about your English....….I was not talking about your English skill that certainly must be better than mine), but if you did not get it, not even with apples you will understand it...

cheers mate...get cool and talk nice!

[John_Rambo]

Quote by John Rambo: I'm well aware that this perfect world doesn't exist, but it doesn't stop me from feeling sorry for those people who have been less fortunate than myself in terms of the choices available to them in life.

Eureka! Living proof, contrary to popular belief, that trolls too have a heart. BTW JR, I'm burning to learn how you managed to get two luscious girls in your room. That must have been a really hard call in LOS of all places!

Actually, without throwing cash around, it's a lot harder than you are alluding to. One at a time, is of course very easy. These two happen to be bisexual and are close friends. Having got to know them, i am currently often invited to join them. Many a fun time recently. To be honest, this isn't a situation i would usually get to be involved in, so i'm just enjoying it while it lasts

Edited April 29, 2007 by John_Rambo

[John_Rambo]

I did not intend to offend you, but what you wrote before was simply mental diarrhea..

Actually, what i wrote before was the same point i made above that you are now describing as 'sensitive', plus a bit of banter with Dr. Naam. Hardly mental diarrhoea.

[farang prince]

Gentle hint to the young guys tha want what we have, it took a long time of self sacrifice to get here. We as a general rule stayed in our home countries and built the retirements that we enjoy today. We didn't get to go to far away places and live an adventure to ge this financial security.

So there are dues to be paid, pay them when your young or pay them when you are old, they will be paid.

Interesting. What advice would you give to a 40 year old with a young family. Stay in a easy job enjoying a good life, or go back to UK and suffer for 20 years so that able to come back to Thailand and retire, assuming still alive?

I'd guess that most old retirees would have said screw the job 30 years, if only they'd known.

Very simple, Neeranam. Stay where you are at if you are happy. It will add another 10 years to your life.

[qwertz]

Quote Rambo: When i was in my twenties, if i'd had to get romantically involved with a woman old enough to be my grandmother, well....let's just say it's not a nice thought.

I know where you're coming from JR, I used to think like you. When I was in my twenties I thought women in their thirties were old. I realised when I got past 40 that I'd have to adjust my mentality or finish up hating myself and everyone else for just growing old. Life itself will teach you more than a whole bunch of forums and I'd suggest you get to grips with your aversion to ageing because it's coming at you and there's nowhere to hide. These hideous old men you refer to made your country of origin what it is today and without them you probably wouldn't be able to enjoy the fruits of their labours. I hope you're now making as much of a material contribution to future generations or LOS will be empty of farangs one day.

[Alf Witt]

These two happen to be bisexual and are close friends. Having got to know them, i am currently often invited to join them. Many a fun time recently.

Yes, you have already said. You on the computer answering this thread on TV whilst they are doing their thing. So to whom are they attracted?

The "Rambo" thing doesn't fool us oldies. It says exactly the opposite. You are obviously a voyeur of lesbians and young women with older men. It doesn't take much to read between the lines - an observer not a doer. Jealous of the old guys who are still up for it?

[John_Rambo]

I have no aversion to ageing. It's inevitable, and like you say it won't be long before it's upon me. I just feel sorry for the young women who have to put aside their own wants and have to endure a not entirely pleasant set of duties ,when they are corraled into hooking up with these old codgers, due to economic pressures and often at their families behest. Being honest about it, i can't imagine myself getting involved in such a relationship at that age because i already have the knowledge that most of these women ideally would prefer to be with someone else and are just doing it for the cash. Maybe some people are happy with that sort of arrangement, but it wouldn't suit me. I'd rather spend my final years with someone who had genuine feelings for me, rather than someone who's waiting to cash in when i'm gone, but each to their own.

[John_Rambo]

These two happen to be bisexual and are close friends. Having got to know them, i am currently often invited to join them. Many a fun time recently.

Yes, you have already said. You on the computer answering this thread on TV whilst they are doing their thing. So to whom are they attracted?

The "Rambo" thing doesn't fool us oldies. It says exactly the opposite. You are obviously a voyeur of lesbians and young women with older men. It doesn't take much to read between the lines - an observer not a doer. Jealous of the old guys who are still up for it?

They are attracted to each other and to me, which is good because i like them as well

As for the Rambo username, i like the movies and i used to be in the US Special Forces. If you knew me you'd probably understand why it's a rather apt choice.

Jealous of old guys? LOL. I'll get to be one soon enough anyhow, but i'm hardly counting down the days with feverish anticipation.

Edited April 29, 2007 by John_Rambo

[qwertz]

Quote John Rambo: I'd rather spend my final years with someone who had genuine feelings for me, rather than someone who's waiting to cash in when i'm gone, but each to their own.

Wouldn't we all? Based on your own ideal standards, when you're old and grey - who you gonna call? As for me, I'll pay some hideous old woman a wage to cook and clean for me when I need it and waive the sex bit. Old ugly women cook and clean better than bisexual beauties.

Edited April 29, 2007 by qwertz

[John_Rambo]

These two happen to be bisexual and are close friends. Having got to know them, i am currently often invited to join them. Many a fun time recently.

You are obviously a voyeur of .... young women with older men.

Necrophiliac porn's a bit heavy for me mate!

[John_Rambo]

Quote John Rambo: I'd rather spend my final years with someone who had genuine feelings for me, rather than someone who's waiting to cash in when i'm gone, but each to their own.

Wouldn't we all? Based on your own standards, when you're old and grey - who you gonna call?

Well, as i have no aversion to ageing, i imagine that if i was old and lonely and looking for someone, maybe an old and lonely lady would fit the bill just about right.

[WISteve]

Some of these old guys, who are sensible enough not to get ripped off, hang around for quite some time, and some of these ladies lose their youth to servicing these guys. Some of what that entails must be quite repulsive to these significantly younger women. Imagine having to go through that for 10 or 20 years out of a need for security and obligation to your family. Not a nice thought.

As was stated earlier, it really isn't your place to decide for them what is right for them or their families.

They could instead have chosen to waste their youth chasing young bucks like yourself and what would they have to show for their efforts?

Hanging horns on another guy (that's sacking his wife to the unfamiliar) is low class and reserved for gutter trash IMO. Hope you aren't bragging too much about pulling that trick John Testosterone? Try not to forget that in twenty years it could be you on the receiving end.............

~WISteve

BTW, what happened to about 2,500 of your posts? New lease on life?

[John_Rambo]

Some of these old guys, who are sensible enough not to get ripped off, hang around for quite some time, and some of these ladies lose their youth to servicing these guys. Some of what that entails must be quite repulsive to these significantly younger women. Imagine having to go through that for 10 or 20 years out of a need for security and obligation to your family. Not a nice thought.

As was stated earlier, it really isn't your place to decide for them what is right for them or their families.

They could instead have chosen to waste their youth chasing young bucks like yourself and what would they have to show for their efforts?

Maybe a partner they were genuinely interested in and were attracted to?

And i'm not deciding for them, as i've already stated my initial input to this thread was just to state that i felt sorry for them. I have since been asked to elucidate on my opinion and have duly obliged.

Anyway, that will have to be all for tonight, a lady has just arrived at my door requiring urgent attention, and being the gentleman that i am....

Edited April 29, 2007 by John_Rambo