This dirty talk is making me wanna retch!!

Ahh, has the dog died? (No need for an answer - I'm joking)

Oh well, and then I'm gonna toss JacknDanny

Oh Yeh Baby!!!!

This dirty talk is making me wanna retch!!

Ginger..Lots of Ginger..That will cure your weak stomach Mr DSK ..

and I donr mean a Ginger Pussy either,..

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i feel queasy and you talk about ginger pubes!!!

Omegod, these are Bill O'Reilly clones talking here. Fluff flaff <deleted>.

If at first......

What's wrong with the Homer avatar?

If at first......

Oh yeah, liking that more LBD

These are the words to Mr Bojangles, is there anything in here that you could add –

I knew a man Bojangles and he’ll dance for you

in worn out shoes.

With silver hair, a ragged shirt and baggy pants,

he would do the old soft shoe.

He would jump so high - jump so high, and then lightly touch down.

He told me of a time he worked with, With the Minstrel shows,

travelling throughout the south,

Spoke with tears for fifteen years how his, how his dog and him

they would travel about

But his dog up and died. Part of him died, after twenty years he still grieves

He said, "I dance now at every chance in honky tonks

for my drinks and tips.

But most of the time I, I spend behind these county bars

you see son I, I drinks a bit."

Then he shook his head. Oh Lord when he shook his head,

I could swear I heard someone say please, please

That’s Mister Bo-ojangles. Call him Mister Bo-ojangles.

Mister Bo-ojangles, come back and dance. And dance. And dance - Please dance

Mister Bo-ojang-gles, Mister Bojangles

Mister Bojangles, come back and dance. And dance. And dance. Please dance.

Spoken:

Come back and dance again Mr Bojangles.

What's wrong with the Homer avatar?

Getting a bit bored of it

If at first......

Oh yeah, liking that more LBD

These are the words to Mr Bojangles, is there anything in here that you could add –

I knew a man Bojangles and he’ll dance for you

in worn out shoes.

With silver hair, a ragged shirt and baggy pants,

he would do the old soft shoe.

He would jump so high - jump so high, and then lightly touch down.

He told me of a time he worked with, With the Minstrel shows,

travelling throughout the south,

Spoke with tears for fifteen years how his, how his dog and him

they would travel about

But his dog up and died. Part of him died, after twenty years he still grieves

He said, "I dance now at every chance in honky tonks

for my drinks and tips.

But most of the time I, I spend behind these county bars

you see son I, I drinks a bit."

Then he shook his head. Oh Lord when he shook his head,

I could swear I heard someone say please, please

That’s Mister Bo-ojangles. Call him Mister Bo-ojangles.

Mister Bo-ojangles, come back and dance. And dance. And dance - Please dance

Mister Bo-ojang-gles, Mister Bojangles

Mister Bojangles, come back and dance. And dance. And dance. Please dance.

Spoken:

Come back and dance again Mr Bojangles.

What's wrong with the Homer avatar?

Getting a bit bored of it

Can Tweek it up a bit for you Mr Bo..just give me a Hint..

Jerry Jeff Walker wrote the song..and sang it

along with the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band and Allcock and Brown sorry Sammy Davis Jr..

Same Thing..

What do you think of my new one then?

I play Sax and couldn't find anything good to do with BoJangles

It's excellent!

Cannot even recognise you...

Cannot even recognise you...

That's just because he's got his clothes on.

Look at his face and search your memory.

Cannot even recognise you...

That's just because he's got his clothes on.

Look at his face and search your memory.

Stop giving away our secrets

Cannot even recognise you...

That's just because he's got his clothes on.

Look at his face and search your memory.

Stop giving away our secrets

I thought it was Bill Clinton but Monica wasnt licking off the Spittle..

I thought it was Bill Clinton but Monica wasnt licking off the Spittle..

You're right, Ducky, it does look like Billy-Bob. Prob photo-shopped the chick out. Funny, I hardly remember the other guy.

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OK, OK OK, Mr Bojangles here a re a few new options..

mrBoj

The Homer avatar is a great improvement on the Man City one!

Why 3 stars on the badge?

Cos it looks nice!

Not cos they ever win anything!

LOL,

I never noticed.....!

redrus

The Homer avatar is a great improvement on the Man City one!

Why 3 stars on the badge?

Cos it looks nice!

Not cos they ever win anything!

LOL,

I never noticed.....!

I missed that post. I don't know why we have the stars but actually we won the European Cup Winners Cup in 1970. Man City 2-1 Górnik Zabrze (another massive club) in Vienna

Ducky, can you put the text on this piccie. The same has you have done above. Think i'll stay with this for a bit