overherebc Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 (edited) Do we honestly need threads like this?? Highway code. Question 125 ( A ) When is maturbation permissable A. When approaching a roundabout. B. When waiting at traffic lights. C. In a lay-by. ????? Edited September 25, 2018 by overherebc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KMartinHandyman Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 better yet, you drive and let your girlfriend use both hands I like the way you think but then it wouldn’t be masturbating 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 (edited) Sort of on topic ... and, maybe of interest to Mitsubishi Pajero owners: The Pajero had to be renamed for the Spanish market - In the Spanish language Pajero means w4nker. Edited September 25, 2018 by chickenslegs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Post removed and response to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 (edited) 10 minutes ago, chickenslegs said: Sort of on topic ... and, maybe of interest to Mitsubishi Pajero owners: The Pajero had to be renamed for the Spanish market - In the Spanish language Pajero means w4nker. Not 100% sure on this but the RR Silver Cloud was going to be called the Silver Mist but changed to cloud as 'mist' can be used as a word for cattle sh-t or manure in Germany. Any German speakers can confirm??? Edit. Just checked. Mistkaufen, spelling? Dungheap. ???????????? Edited September 25, 2018 by overherebc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, overherebc said: Not 100% sure on this but the RR Silver Cloud was going to be called the Silver Mist but changed to cloud as 'mist' can be used as a word for cattle sh-t or manure in Germany. Any German speakers can confirm??? just be careful you never missed-a-bit in the translation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, tifino said: just be careful you never missed-a-bit in the translation Have to admit I've been in my mates Silver Dungheap in UK a few times. ???????????????? He told me about the name, reckoned the garage told him when he bought it. Edited September 25, 2018 by overherebc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOTIRIOS Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 ...nothing about being a sexual deviant....??? ...a menace to society....??? ...performing lewd acts in public...??? ...etc...??? ...so that part is okay....??? ...just a 'driving fine'....??? ...jeez.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micmichd Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 9 hours ago, NCC1701A said: it is extremely dangerous to split your attention while driving in Thailand. That is why I always have my passenger doing the navigation. My gf drives, and in 5 years no accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggg88 Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 9 hours ago, thaiguzzi said: Are passengers still allowed to give the driver a blow job whilst driving? Serious question. Asking for a friend? ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 (edited) 31 minutes ago, Jaggg88 said: Asking for a friend? ???? There was a time on the TransCanada from Alberta to BC in a Plymouth Fury 111. I'll leave it there ???????????? Edited September 25, 2018 by overherebc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwpage3 Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Why is this even in the news? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BestB Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Duly noted, but is it ok though if someone else pulls me off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Time Traveller Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 I've noticed some people on the Bus take his advice not to drive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smotherb Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 5 hours ago, KMartinHandyman said: I like the way you think but then it wouldn’t be masturbating Well, you can masturbate the way you want and I will do it my way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rc2702 Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Just now, BestB said: Duly noted, but is it ok though if someone else pulls me off? RSPCA might frown upon it. Stick to walking the dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inThailand Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 First no phoning or texting in the car, now this! I may sell my car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superal Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 19 hours ago, thaiguzzi said: Are passengers still allowed to give the driver a blow job whilst driving? Serious question. Well thaiguzzi , in the interests of road safety I think you should ask the driver to park up before you give him a BJ ???? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisi Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 19 hours ago, NCC1701A said: it is extremely dangerous to split your attention while driving in Thailand. That is why I always have my passenger doing the navigation. Seems you will need the passenger to do others things for you on your behalf from now on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oziex1 Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 Any laws against masturbating while trying to run a country, I thought not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 Well it keeps getting raised, but interest deflates pretty quickly each time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BestB Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 (edited) 6 hours ago, Rc2702 said: RSPCA might frown upon it. Stick to walking the dog. You funny , give yourself a pat on the back Edited September 26, 2018 by BestB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 21 hours ago, thaiguzzi said: Are passengers still allowed to give the driver a blow job whilst driving? Serious question. only if they havent got the full, fare 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neeray Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 22 hours ago, thaiguzzi said: Are passengers still allowed to give the driver a blow job whilst driving? Serious question. Nothing can beat it ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarangJon Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 "Masturbating while driving could mean you wind up in jail, warns top lawyer" And one hour later you will meet him in a massage parlour. Welcome to LOS. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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