Courtesy of a Newsnight Viewer / Abigail who reflects on the ever growing ageing population.

1. Herman's Hermits---Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

2. The Bee Gees---How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

3. Leo Sayer---You Make Me Feel Like Napping

4. Ringo Starr---I Get By With a Little Help From Depends

5. Roberta Flack---The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

6. Johnny Nash---I Can't See Clearly Now

7. Paul Simon---50 Ways to Lose Your Liver

8. The Commodores---Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

9. Marvin Gaye---Heard It Through the Grape Nuts

10. Procol Harum---A Whiter Shade Of Hair

Anyone fancy adding to the list for a bit of fun and reminiscense...

marshbags

Moved to the pub

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1) Ian Dury - Hit me with your walking stick.

2) Beatles - All you need is a nice warm blanket and a cup of ovaltine.

3) Rolling Stones - Sitting jack flash.

4) Nancy Sinatra - These slippers are made for sitting.

5) Zager and Evans - In the year 3535.

6) Creedance Clearwater Rival - Bad wind rising.

7) Carpenters - I just fell over, again.

8) Elton John & Kiki Dee - Don't go breaking my hearing aid.

9) Simon & Garfuncle - The sound of silence (see no8)

10) Jerrry Lee Lewis - There's a whole lot of uncontrollable shaking going on.