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Two naïve young men were sitting in the park talking.
"Tell you what, Jake," said Maurice. "Let's go down the new pub tonight, 'The Crown and Sceptre'. I've heard it's right good. After you've bought the first drink, the rest are free for the whole night. And then, you goes out the back and has sex." 
"Are you sure?" asked Jake doubtfully. 
"Oh yeah, it was my sister wot told me that's wot happened to her when she went down there the other night." 

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It was love at first sight.

After knowing each other for less than a month, they decide to get married. 
"I think I ought to tell you," said the man, "that I'm absolutely golf mad and I like to spend all weekend on the greens." 
"Okay" she replied "but there's something I ought to tell you. I'm a hooker." 
"Not to worry. We'll soon put that right, it's probably the way you hold the club," he said. 
 

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