Popular Post fangless Posted September 21, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2021 4 hours ago, ballpoint said: So, when you said you were going to get some ducks, it wasn't eating them that you had in mind? That's correct Ducky! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 4 hours ago, ballpoint said: I don't see the joke here! I wonder if I have got myself into a blind spot! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 4 hours ago, ballpoint said: The penny, or whatever, has just dropped. Pity I didn't get it originally! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted September 21, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2021 18 hours ago, sanuk711 said: Road Tax..................... Looks like a Jumbo "Meals on Wheels" organised via a trunk call! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Yellowtail Posted September 21, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2021 4 hours ago, overherebc said: Same joke but in a cannibal butcher shop. Republican brains: $10 kg Independent brains: $50 kg Democrat brains: $100 kg What makes the Democrat brains so expensive? You know how many Democrats it takes to get a kilogram of brains? 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Yellowtail Posted September 21, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2021 Same joke, but cost of brains for transplant: Scientist's brain: $100,000 Doctor's brain: $200,000 Engineer's brain: $300,000 Factory worker's brain: $400,000 Civil servant's brain: $500,000 Leftist's brain: $1,000,000 Why so much for lefty's brain? Mint condition, never been used............. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted September 21, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2021 What do you call a blonde with one brain cell? Gifted. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant. 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted September 21, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2021 All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge... "I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work.... The *ss hole is usually put in charge 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ravip Posted September 21, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2021 The Judge addressed the drunkard, "You have been brought here for drinking." Drunkard, "Thank you very much your honour. Let's start." All, present in the court, burst out laughing. Banging the gavel, the Judge said, "Order." Drunkard, "For me Whiskey with Soda please." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Yellowtail Posted September 21, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2021 9 hours ago, ballpoint said: Have you seen the new Stevie Wonder music video? No? Neither has he... How did Stevie's mom punish him? Rearranged the furniture... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post tifino Posted September 21, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2021 A Chemist walks in... 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post fangless Posted September 22, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 22, 2021 I failed my audition as Romeo through a misunderstanding over a stage direction. My copy of the script said: 'Enter Juliet from the rear' 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted September 22, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 22, 2021 Who remembers back in the day before Facebook and Twitter when you used to take a photo of your dinner, go in to town and get it developed, then go around to all of your friends house's to show them what you had been eating earlier..? Me neither so bleeding well stop it...! 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted September 22, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 22, 2021 Paddy goes for a job at a chemical factory. The factory manager asks, "Have you worked with chemicals before?" "Yes!" Paddy replies. The manager asks, "Can you tell me what nitrate is?" Paddy replies, 'I'm hoping its going to be time and a half as usual 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave? - Rust in peace. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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