Worst Joke Ever 2024

DezLez · July 27, 2022

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

You really should stop talking out loud when you are looking in that mirror of yours!

????

DezLez · July 27, 2022

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

A toilet cleaner wins the lottery and is being interviewed by the press.
“Will it change your life?” he was asked.
“Too right it will! Fifty million quid would change anyone’s life, I’m retiring immediately and spend spend spend.”

“Does your wife work?” he was asked.
“Yes, she cleans the ladies next door”
“Will it change her life?”
Looking amazed the guy says ”Why, has she won it as well?”

They really would have cleaned up if she had also won it!

ballpoint · July 27, 2022

17 minutes ago, DezLez said:

They really would have cleaned up if she had also won it!

Flushed with success.

Crossy · July 27, 2022

Daffy D · July 27, 2022

1 hour ago, Crossy said:

Over the years I've gathered a fair collection of those t-shirts and not only metric. :smile:

DezLez · July 27, 2022

1 hour ago, Crossy said:

Have a heart!

Does the above mean you qualify as a really screwed up nut job who gets too tight and needs to ratchet up a notch or two to get back into the correct thread of the conversation?

ballpoint · July 27, 2022

1 hour ago, DezLez said:

Have a heart!

Does the above mean you qualify as a really screwed up nut job who gets too tight and needs to ratchet up a notch or two to get back into the correct thread of the conversation?

You really know how to socket to 'em, or is it just all torque?

(Alright, I'll get my coat and make a bolt for the exit).

DezLez · July 27, 2022

55 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

You really know how to socket to 'em, or is it just all torque?

(Alright, I'll get my coat and make a bolt for the exit).

What is the catch? I haven't latched on yet if this case is either shuttered or closed!

You can coat or cloak your screwed up conversations with as many threads as you want to weave but I have a feeler that it might be a great big wrench for you to drill yourself into a measurable enough benchmark to be in enough of a vice like grip of the situation to stop you screwing the whole thing up!

PS; I do not think we need to tool up for another abrasive file exchange!????

overherebc · July 27, 2022

30 minutes ago, DezLez said:

What is the catch? I haven't latched on yet if this case is either shuttered or closed!

You can coat or cloak your screwed up conversations with as many threads as you want to weave but I have a feeler that it might be a great big wrench for you to drill yourself into a measurable enough benchmark to be in enough of a vice like grip of the situation to stop you screwing the whole thing up!

PS; I do not think we need to tool up for another abrasive file exchange!????

Illegitimi non carborundom

Edited July 27, 2022 by overherebc