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MJCM Posted October 19, 2022 Share Posted October 19, 2022 The metal detector beeped when the guard was checking me. He asked me if I had any metallic stuff with me, I said: No...it just beeped because my Shirt is Ironed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post chickenslegs Posted October 19, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted October 19, 2022 I told the doctor I wanted a vasectomy. He said to me, “This is a major decision. Have you talked it over with your wife and kids?” I said, “Yeah, we're all in favor, 17-1.” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chickenslegs Posted October 19, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted October 19, 2022 I had to go to the hospital for a gastroscopy today. There were three other guys in the waiting room. The doctor came through and explained what has happening to the four of us. He said that I was having the gastroscopy, which is the camera down the throat and the other three were there for a colonoscopy, which is the camera up the butt. He then asked if any of us had any questions. I said: “Yes. Can I go first?” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted October 19, 2022 Share Posted October 19, 2022 These two guys are sat in their hospital beds having a little chat. The first guy asks the second, “What are you in for?” “Camera down the throat.” the second guy replies. “Oh, endoscopy?” the first guy asks. The second guy says, “Yeah. Checking for stomach cancer. How about you?” “Camera up the butt” the first guy says. “Oh colonoscopy, checking for bowel cancer?” asks the second guy. The first guy says, “No, my neighbor was sunbathing and my wife caught me taking a photo.” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post MJCM Posted October 19, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted October 19, 2022 And God said to John, “Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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VocalNeal Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 7 hours ago, MJCM said: And God said to John, “Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster! My grandfather used to tell me that one. Really 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlyai Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 25 minutes ago, WorriedNoodle said: Or, if you're Khun Thai and owe the money lender too much and can't pay then ...'gone to Italy'. I kept hearing this person gone to Italy, then that person gone to Italy. When I asked, that's what I was told. ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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