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DezLez Posted October 30, 2022 Share Posted October 30, 2022 (edited) 7 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said: What a Cod awful joke! You must be the sole of the party with such common plaice carp! ???? ???????? PS; If you keep angling for likes by trawling such fishy material I might have to moby-lize Dad's Army to batter you into a less scaly squad shape! Edited October 30, 2022 by DezLez PS added 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post still kicking Posted October 30, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted October 30, 2022 Not funny but true 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DezLez Posted October 30, 2022 Share Posted October 30, 2022 7 minutes ago, still kicking said: Not funny but true So why post here? ???? Oops, just remembered this is the "worst (read non) jokes forum"! BTW ; Feel free to join the club! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
still kicking Posted October 30, 2022 Share Posted October 30, 2022 1 minute ago, DezLez said: So why post here? ???? Oops, just remembered this is the "worst (read non) jokes forum"! BTW ; Feel free to join the club! no need to join the club I posted before many times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ravip Posted October 30, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted October 30, 2022 Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, Looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, His face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. " Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little twit, O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, He must have had something in his hand." "That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, And a terrible lickin' he gave me with it." " Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, didn't you have something in your hand?" That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's Big Breast, and a thing of Beauty it was, but useless in a fight." 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jvs Posted October 30, 2022 Share Posted October 30, 2022 6 minutes ago, overherebc said: Ok no joke here,i just reported this post as SPAM. Let's see what happens. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DezLez Posted October 30, 2022 Share Posted October 30, 2022 1 hour ago, jvs said: Ok no joke here,i just reported this post as SPAM. Let's see what happens. I would just put in the junk folder as it appears to be Spam! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DezLez Posted October 30, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted October 30, 2022 3 hours ago, ravip said: That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's Big Breast, and a thing of Beauty it was, but useless in a fight." That's what happens when you discover that you have just felt yourself a right tit! 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted October 31, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted October 31, 2022 The Amazon customer who received a packet of biscuits instead of the Kindle he ordered says he now wishes he hadn’t pressed the “accept cookies” button. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted October 31, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted October 31, 2022 A 6-year-old was asked where his grandma lived. "Oh," he said, "she lives at the airport, and whenever we want her, we just go get her. Then, when we're done having her visit, we take her back to the airport." 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted October 31, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted October 31, 2022 Every morning I take my pet cow for a long walk in the local vineyard. I herd it through the grapevine. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted October 31, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted October 31, 2022 A man is on a street corner in Moscow yelling “The president is an idiot!“ Police surround him and handcuff him. They say, “It is illegal to insult President Putin” He says “You don’t understand! I mean the Ukrainian president, Zelensky. He is the one I was insulting!“ The police captain says, “You can’t fool us. Everyone knows who the idiot is!" 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted October 31, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted October 31, 2022 I really try to push the envelope, but it always remains stationery. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted October 31, 2022 Share Posted October 31, 2022 BREAKING NEWS: The Liverpool manager has resigned. He's taken his family home to Germany. The Klopps went back on Sunday. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mike Teavee Posted October 31, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted October 31, 2022 (edited) 23 minutes ago, ballpoint said: True story.. We were working away & staying above a pub so had a lot of beers before going to bed & my mate was absolutely steaming. He somehow managed to get to his room, switch the TV on at full volume & fell asleep whilst trying to take his trousers off. One of the guests in a nearby room phoned the manager to complain so the manager gets out of bed, grabs the 1st thing he can find to put on (His wife's pink dressing gown) goes to the room, no answer to any knocking so he lets himself in, sees my mate passed out on the bed & the TV remote on the bed the other side of him. At that moment my mate wakes up to find a big burly bloke in a frilly pink dressing gown bending over him & his trousers are around his ankles. ???? Edited October 31, 2022 by Mike Teavee 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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