Worst Joke Ever 2024

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I grew up in a tough neighbourhood...

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The new Star Trek trailer is out

[Zyxel]

So I woke up, and my dog was lying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's kids raise blue ribbon rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. ????

I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff, but I heard some animals play dead when afraid, but I couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their backyard; then I ZOOMED back home. (Don't judge me ????)

Not 30 minutes later, I heard my neighbors screaming, so I asked them what was wrong. They tell me their rabbit died three days ago, and they buried it, but now it's back in the cage. ????

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[roo860]

[Crossy]

Princess Anne 1, Prince Harry -10,000.

Accidental? Ya think?

 

[roo860]

Sometimes you just need to take a risk, I'm the one in the red.

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[ravip]

[Crossy]

1 hour ago, roo860 said:

Sometimes you just need to take a risk, I'm the one in the red.

 

It took me longer than I'm willing to admit!

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[BenStark]

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11 years in the making.

Artist in the background.

 

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On 5/6/2023 at 10:54 AM, scottiejohn said:

At least it gets a message to you and others and shows how deep is their love for others!

And you'd know where to go if you had Saturday Night Fever

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2 hours ago, ravip said:

Back in 1988 my first work laptop top was a Toshiba 1100 with one 3 1/2 inch floppy drive and a whole 2 mB of RAM.

 

The OS was Windows 2.0x.

 

It was replaced by a Toshiba 1200 with 2, count them, 2 floppy drives.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toshiba_T1100

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toshiba_T1200

 

Just look at the prices in the link in 2021 prices

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_2.0x

Edited May 7, 2023 by billd766
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