Worst Joke Ever 2024

[Zyxel]

[Zyxel]

[Zyxel]

[Zyxel]

[jvs]

For sale,real doctors coat,slightly worn mostly for the camera

but never near any patient.

Selling because no longer needed,also looking for a job.

[MJCM]

Kim Jong Un uses body doubles as part of his security team…

 

They’re named Kim Jong Deux and Kim Jong Trois.

[MJCM]

[scottiejohn]

4 hours ago, Zyxel said:

That sucks what he has told the drunk, as now he will have to hoover his dog up and suck up to his misses when he gets home and explains himself!!

[scottiejohn]

5 hours ago, ballpoint said:

For another truck?

[scottiejohn]

5 hours ago, ballpoint said:

It is actually a very rare flying Haggis!

[scottiejohn]

An English spy, a Scottish spy and an Irish spy are captured by the Cannibal tribesmen.
The Cannibal ask if they have any last wishes

The Irishman says "I want the Irish national anthem to be played before I die"

The Scottish man says "I want the Scottish anthem to be played on bagpipes before I die"

The Englishman says "I wanna die first"!

[ravip]

Once anonymous... Sad and Cofused imoji galore. 

 

Strange but a reality. 

Very sad about the confused and sad people....

Edited May 15, 2023 by ravip

[MJCM]

12 minutes ago, ravip said:

Once anonymous... Sad and Cofused imoji galore. 

 

Strange but a reality. 

Very sad about the confused and sad people....

Fully agree, if you don’t understand a joke or don’t think it’s funny just move to the next one, enough to see in this thread. 

[tomazbodner]

45 minutes ago, MJCM said:

Fully agree, if you don’t understand a joke or don’t think it’s funny just move to the next one, enough to see in this thread. 

Totally disagree! There's never enough! Please post more! ????

[MJCM]

22 minutes ago, tomazbodner said:

Totally disagree! There's never enough! Please post more! ????

Oke you asked for it ????
 

Edited May 15, 2023 by MJCM

[MJCM]

Learning English is difficult, but it can be taught through tough thorough thought though…

[MJCM]

After watching Eurovision Song Contest 

 

 

 

Edited May 15, 2023 by MJCM

[roo860]

[oxo1947]

[roo860]

think I’ll stick to fish and chips!

[roo860]

[dcsw53]

[dcsw53]

[roo860]

[VocalNeal]

1 hour ago, roo860 said:

 

[Digitalbanana]

 

[roo860]

Harry Maguire with the hardest interview of his career. Our thoughts are with him during this difficult time.

[MJCM]

 

[ravip]

 

Turkey Breast made from Pork?

Have I missed something?

 

[MJCM]

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