Worst Joke Ever 2024

[xylophone]

A trump supporter gives his reasons..............

[Daffy D]

On 8/13/2023 at 8:00 AM, ballpoint said:

Local Duck artist poses with work.

[dcsw53]

[dcsw53]

[dcsw53]

[scottiejohn]

39 minutes ago, dcsw53 said:

Waiting for a bus to visit their boyfriends no doubt!

 

[scottiejohn]

1 hour ago, Daffy D said:

Local Duck artist poses with work.

You have been very modest about you artistic talents!

[ravip]

[ravip]

[VocalNeal]

2 hours ago, Daffy D said:

Local Duck artist poses with work.

there's a man at the door with a bill????

[scottiejohn]

52 minutes ago, VocalNeal said:

there's a man at the door with a bill????

Better duck out of site then!

If that man has got a big one he could really quack you up and cause you serious harm if he bites down too hard!

 

PS'  you just push some bread through the letter box and see if he waddles away!

 

 

 

Edited August 14, 2023 by scottiejohn
PS added

[scottiejohn]

1 hour ago, ravip said:

I hope they are fresh growing leaves!

[scottiejohn]

1 hour ago, ravip said:

How come he's still standing next to the doctor?

I would have assaulted him, the spineless git for taking it without my permission!

[xylophone]

A very rare photograph of George Washington as he prepares his fighter plane for the battles of Lexington and Concord in April 1775. The Lexington Airport was under siege by British troops, but George Washington and his fighter pilots were able to regain control of the airport.   Source: Trump University

[scottiejohn]

Five surgeons were talking about the best patients

The first surgeon says,

"Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything on the inside is numbered."

 

The second surgeon says, "Nah - librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

 

The third surgeon responds, "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is colour coded!"

 

The fourth surgeon intercedes," I prefer lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and butts are interchangeable."

 

The fifth surgeon, quietly listening to the conversation, says, "I like engineers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."

[xylophone]

3 hours ago, xylophone said:

A trump supporter gives his reasons..............

Sorry but I couldnt get the sound to this downloaded........but you didn't miss much as it is gibberish!

[roo860]

[roo860]

[chickenslegs]

10 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

On his way to deliver a custom bike seat to these ladies ...

[scottiejohn]

2 hours ago, roo860 said:

I think it is actually centered in Mount Krakatoa!

[still kicking]

[jvs]

3 hours ago, roo860 said:

How in the world can a flat earth person ever deny this?

 

[still kicking]

[still kicking]

[still kicking]

[VBF]

7 hours ago, xylophone said:

A very rare photograph of George Washington as he prepares his fighter plane for the battles of Lexington and Concord in April 1775. The Lexington Airport was under siege by British troops, but George Washington and his fighter pilots were able to regain control of the airport.   Source: Trump University

He'll never catch a Concord(e) in that!!!   

[roo860]

[WorriedNoodle]

[WorriedNoodle]

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