Worst Joke Ever 2024

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[doctormann]

45 minutes ago, WorriedNoodle said:

You forgot Six Mile Bottom!

[isaanistical]

17 minutes ago, doctormann said:

You forgot Six Mile Bottom!

............. Ugley, Hampton...............

[VocalNeal]

I was going to mention the town in the Shetlands but thought better of it. "Don't tell 'em Pike"

[doctormann]

4 minutes ago, isaanistical said:

............. Ugley, Hampton...............

UK has many strange place names.  A quick Google turns up quite a long list.  We even have a Scratchy Bottom - somewhere in Dorset.

[isaanistical]

2 minutes ago, doctormann said:

UK has many strange place names.  A quick Google turns up quite a long list.  We even have a Scratchy Bottom - somewhere in Dorset.

Pratts Bottom in Kent

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[KannikaP]

2 minutes ago, isaanistical said:

Pratts Bottom in Kent

Place up in Scotland called Twatt.    (Will this get deleted?)

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1 hour ago, WorriedNoodle said:

You owe me a new computer.

Edited August 22, 2023 by owl sees all

[isaanistical]

3 hours ago, KannikaP said:

Place up in Scotland called Twatt.    (Will this get deleted?)

it was on the original map earlier, so why?

[KannikaP]

14 minutes ago, isaanistical said:

it was on the original map earlier, so why?

I just wondered as Karl Douglas's song cannot be quoted, nor can the Football Association.

Fanny Adams can be quoted..

[KannikaP]

https://www.facebook.com/sherry.white.1245/videos/681197970564140/?idorvanity=1685969665011203

 

This must be one of the Best sketches EVER! 

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[VocalNeal]

5 hours ago, KannikaP said:

Place up in Scotland called Twatt.    (Will this get deleted?)

Subtly and keeping mum not your strong points then.???? 

[KannikaP]

53 minutes ago, VocalNeal said:

Subtly and keeping mum not your strong points then.???? 

Sorry I don't understand you. What's to be subtle in a statement about a town in Orkney.

And my Mum died 25 years ago. 

[Crossy]

On 8/21/2023 at 5:00 PM, scottiejohn said:

"She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"

 

I think I was married to her once ...

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Edited August 22, 2023 by still kicking

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[Crossy]

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.

Meanwhile, those waiting for the shipment were at a loss for words.

[WorriedNoodle]