Worst Joke Ever 2024

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[Zyxel]

Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries.

The clerk gestures with his fingers and says, "Come this way," and heads

towards the back of the store.

"If I could come that way," she tells the retreating clerk, "I wouldn't

need the batteries."

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[Zyxel]

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[ravip]

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[Crossy]

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[xtrnuno41]

Teacher: Johny, how many cats will you have if I put 4 and 2 cats together ?

Johny: 7

Again teacher asked and Johny answered the same.

Teacher again: if I have 3 oranges and add 3 oranges, how many do I have?

John: 6  

Then teacher asked again about the cats and again Johny says 7

Teacher asks : How ever you get to seven cats?

Johny: I already have a cat at home.

[scottiejohn]

1 hour ago, ravip said:

I think he meant to say;

"I have to shake hands with the currently unemployed and when I come back I hope you will join me in doing the same!"

 

At which point the whole class fainted!

Edited February 28 by scottiejohn

[billd766]

1 hour ago, Crossy said:

Crabfat Air

Edited February 28 by billd766

[scottiejohn]

11 minutes ago, billd766 said:

Crabfat Air

Of course you must remember why the RAF and it's members are called "crabfats" and "Royal April Fools" don't you?

They were formed on 1 April 1918 (April Fools Day to the UK) and all crabfats are dressed in a dull grey uniform and only move sideways!

 

PS; Greetings from an ex fish head!

 

PPS; Chocks away!

 

 

Edited February 28 by scottiejohn
PPS; added

[billd766]

3 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

Of course you must remember why the RAF and it's members are called "crabfats" and "Royal April Fools" don't you?

They were formed on 1 April 1918 (April Fools Day to the UK) and all crabfats are dressed in a dull grey uniform and only move sideways!

 

PS; Greetings from an ex fish head!

 

PPS; Chocks away!

 

 

In the 50s, 60s, 70s and 80s our uniforms used to be a blue hairy one for working, and a better blue one for No 1 dress. In the early 1960s I was issued KD in Bahrain which I think was post war stock (just) and some decent KD in Singapore in the late 60s and early 70s. In Germany I was issued with combat kit and even NBC kit and a gas mask.

 

I have no idea what sort of uniform they wear now.

 

It is nice to know that we have spread our web around the world, even to the backwaters of Thailand.