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Worst Joke Ever 2024

By warfie
June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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I know for a fact vagina with one leg still tastes the same!

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I know for a fact vagina with one leg still tastes the same!

What of fish curry?

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A Polish man went to the optometrist to get his yes checked.

The doctor pointed at a chart which read QWRSTAVPOLMZ and asked him;"can you read this"?

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What of fish curry?

Maybe smoked?

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