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4 hours ago, ballpoint said:

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When did BMW drivers get usurped? 
 

Please don’t say they’ve finally found the indicators & nobody warned me!

 

Not going to know how to drive around them (pun intended) anymore. 
 

 

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3 hours ago, Mike Teavee said:

When did BMW drivers get usurped? 
 

Please don’t say they’ve finally found the indicators & nobody warned me!

 

Not going to know how to drive around them (pun intended) anymore. 
 

 

 

It came up on the old Top Gear more than once.

And, a quick Google on the matter...

 

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30 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

 

It came up on the old Top Gear more than once.

And, a quick Google on the matter...

 

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Sorry this is the "Worse Joke" thread so i was just playing with stereotapes.... 

 

(True Story) Bought the UK Ex a 535 & never saw her use the indicators until she got in my MGF-T (Company Car)... <deleted> myself but I honestly only got that car as a dare as I didn't think they'd let me have it... gave up a 14.5 feet Ford Probe as a trade in!

 

 

 

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5 minutes ago, Mike Teavee said:

Sorry this is the "Worse Joke" thread so i was just playing with stereotapes.... 

 

(True Story) Bought the UK Ex a 535 & never saw her use the indicators until she got in my MGF-T (Company Car)... <deleted> myself but I honestly only got that car as a dare as I didn't think they'd let me have it... gave up a 14.5 feet Ford Probe as a trade in!

 

 

 

I had a 95 Probe back in NZ.  When they first were released they cost NZ$60,000.   I got mine for $5500. 

 

Was a great car, but very scarce to find now. 

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23 minutes ago, Korat Kiwi said:

I had a 95 Probe back in NZ.  When they first were released they cost NZ$60,000.   I got mine for $5500. 

 

Was a great car, but very scarce to find now. 

Remember pulling into a petrol station to fill up & a kid in his grandfathers car came running over to take a look as he was very excited, much different look for a car than he was use to in 1998...

 

His grandfather turned around & said something to him along the lines of "It's not the car, it's the Love behind it" which is more or less exactly what my grandfather said to me when I was a kid & he was taking us on holiday in his Austin (1970s)... Loved it.

 

End of the day it was just a car & ended up getting demoted to a Toyota (No choice, company car), but that memory will stay with me  

 

 

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