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Worst Joke Ever 2024

By warfie
June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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Well, it seems we have a few years to go, before we are up to date........

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oh dear... what have I started?!?! keep 'em coming... Judge: Look here Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie. Mickey (stunned): Why not? Judge: I have reviewed all

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23 hours ago, oxo1947 said:

Think I might be on the right lines 🙄

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Think I might be on the right lines 🙄

Yer..........it comes from a High IQ meme site----- so half of them go over my head---think I'll stop posting anything from there.......... :w00t:

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8 hours ago, ballpoint said:

If i'm not mistaken, that was originally a "Beetle Bailey" cartoon.

Here's another one.....

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Yer..........it comes from a High IQ meme site----- so half of them go over my head---think I'll stop posting anything from there..........

Oh please don't..... Or message me the link if you must. 😆

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As an American, this is how I imagine Europeans having breakfast:

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Oh please don't..... Or message me the link if you must. 😆

VBF....link on the way to you.........

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As an American, this is how I imagine Europeans having breakfast:

Touché

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yer Brit joke.................

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