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I met a bloke in a wheelchair today, his face was battered and bruised.

"What happened to your face?" I asked.

"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

"Boxing?" I enquired.

"No..." he said, "... hurdles."

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A guy is sitting at a bar and the man next to him asks “So where are you from?”

The other fellow replies “I’m from Springfield, Illinois”.

“Well isn’t that a coincidence? I’m from Springfield too. Where did you go to school?” asks the first man.

“Holy Trinity”, the other replies.

“You’re kidding me! I went to Holy Trinity too!”, says the first guy.

“Incredible coincidence!” says the second fellow “what year did you graduate?”

The first guy says, “I graduated in 88, how about you?”

The second fellow replies, “This is outrageous, I’m from the class of 88 too. How about that?”

At that point one of the cocktail waitresses says to the bartender, “It’s going to be a long night Harold, the Murphy Twins are drunk again…”

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