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Jethro special: –

 

Our family was very poor, so poor in fact that they had to buy our clothes from the Army and Navy Surplus Store, and you can't imagine how embarrassed I was at the age of 14, going to school dressed as a Japanese Admiral!

 

(Sorry, but it does lose something without Jethro's West Country accent and talented delivery).

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A Preacher finished the service one morning by saying, "Next Sunday, I am going to preach on the subject of liars. As a preparation for my sermon I would like you all to read Mark Chapter 17."

On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin.

Looking out at the congregation, he said, "Last week I asked you all to read Mark Chapter 17. If you have read the chapter, please raise your hand."

Nearly every hand in the congregation went up. Smiling, the preacher said ... "You are the very people I want to talk to today ... Mark has only 16 chapters."

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