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ballpoint Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 The Mrs. just phoned me from work and said.. "Three of the girls in the office have just had flowers delivered, they're absolutely gorgeous"' "That's probably why they got flowers then love" I said.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 Two men were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one man digging a hole, the other filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?' The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 My paper manufacturing business has folded seven times, so I’m fairly confident it can’t happen again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 Police website: "Police urge traders to be vigilant after thefts" Why don't they urge them to be vigilant before thefts? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 Having trouble understanding top heavy fractions? Our helpline is open 24/7. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 I've never understood the point in fire blankets. Who's ever been in a fire and thought, "damn, it's a bit chilly in here"? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 If you have a parrot and you don't teach it to say, "Help, they've turned me into a parrot", you are wasting everybody's time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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overherebc Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 On 3/17/2022 at 9:45 AM, Zyxel said: Yes boss, we walked all that section yesterday and we're sure it wasn't there then. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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