Worst Joke Ever 2024

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[overherebc]

36 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

That should have readers in stiches.

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Just now, overherebc said:

That should have readers in stiches.

No need to needle

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[overherebc]

52 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

No need to needle

As long as you get the point.

You know this could be a long thread.

[DezLez]

3 minutes ago, overherebc said:

As long as you get the point.

You know this could be a long thread.

Don't let yourself get hemmed in!

[overherebc]

44 minutes ago, DezLez said:

Don't let yourself get hemmed in!

Or even let down a bit.

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26 minutes ago, overherebc said:

Or even let down a bit.

These puns seam to be following a pattern.

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[DezLez]

6 hours ago, ballpoint said:

These puns seam to be following a pattern.

Nobody seems to have cottoned on yet but there are still a few loose threads needing to be knitted together before the wool is finally pulled over the fabric of this over all story!

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Posted in error - I was stitched up!

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On March 7 1876 Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone. It was useless until March 8 when he invented the second one.
He then phoned the second one from the first one and it was engaged.
When he got through he said to his assistant " Watson come here ".
Watson replied " I can't I am on the Phone ".

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