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Popular Post ballpoint Posted November 16, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted November 16, 2022 I was driving through the village today when reading a sign which said "Max Speed, 40". I thought, "Happy birthday, Max. Have a great day." 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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chickenslegs Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 Hitler's archives - recently discovered correspondence ... Dear Herr Hitler, Sorry for taking a while to get back to you. We think your paintings are extremely promising. Do hope you haven’t embarked on another career. Yours sincerely, Residenz galerie Salzburg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post chickenslegs Posted November 16, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted November 16, 2022 THE UXBRIDGE ENGLISH DICTIORY (M to R) (ISIHAC) Alternative definitions for some familiar English words: MacaroonTo leave a Scotsman on a desert island MagentaHere comes the Queen MishmashWhat Sean Connery will do if he doesn’t get to church on Sunday ModuleChristmas with The Who Nose diveBad plastic surgery clinic OvaltineA fat adolescent PantomimeUnderwear for the hard of hearing PassportFathers’ race PasticheWhat Sean Connery eats in Cornwall PhlegmaticBattery-powered handkerchief PomegranateAustralian for a Englishman made of stone PretextLetters and phone calls PsychedeliaMental cook QuickNoise made by a dyslexic duck ReceiptTo sit down again RealistA catalogue of bottoms ReindeerA Michael Winner weather prediction 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chickenslegs Posted November 16, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted November 16, 2022 THE UXBRIDGE ENGLISH DICTIORY (S to Z) (ISIHAC) Alternative definitions for some familiar English words: ScrupleCross between a screw top and a ring pull TabbyA big church in Yorkshire TemplateThe secretary hasn’t turned up TenureHow they describe a decade in the West Country TesticleA boat maker’s first attempt at a coracle TollWhere you try to put the ball in on a Yorkshire golf course TransportCross-dressing athletes TruculentThat lorry you used to rent out UnfetteredWithout Greek cheese UrinateYou’re a size eight VanishRather like a van WalnutAn obsessive bricklayer WarehouseA person who turns into a house at the Full Moon WinceA setting on Jonathan Ross’s washing machine X-rayFormer fish YodellingTrainee Jedi knight ZucchiniAnimal park enthusiast 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlyai Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 8 hours ago, chickenslegs said: THE UXBRIDGE ENGLISH DICTIORY (S to Z) (ISIHAC) Alternative definitions for some familiar English words: ScrupleCross between a screw top and a ring pull TabbyA big church in Yorkshire TemplateThe secretary hasn’t turned up TenureHow they describe a decade in the West Country TesticleA boat maker’s first attempt at a coracle TollWhere you try to put the ball in on a Yorkshire golf course TransportCross-dressing athletes TruculentThat lorry you used to rent out UnfetteredWithout Greek cheese UrinateYou’re a size eight VanishRather like a van WalnutAn obsessive bricklayer WarehouseA person who turns into a house at the Full Moon WinceA setting on Jonathan Ross’s washing machine X-rayFormer fish YodellingTrainee Jedi knight ZucchiniAnimal park enthusiast Talking about 'Testicle'. While commissioning a new installation had large PA system and a rather young naive switchboard operator. Every now and then one of the guys would ring up and page someone. Over the PA system you would hear: "Tess Ticle telephone please." Or 'Ivan Acher telephone please. Can't remember the rest. We thought it funny at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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