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4 hours ago, ballpoint said:

How did you do that research?  Did you go round giving octopi test tickles?  That takes a lot of balls.

I am a sucker for all embracing research with tentacles in all sorts of interesting places!

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4 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Paddy the electrician has been sacked by the US prison service for refusing to repair the electric chair.
He said that in his opinion it was a death trap.

Shocking attitude by today's workers!

it will lead to the death of corporal punishment as we know it!

Bring back hanging is all I can say!

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4 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I shouted: “Push harder” when my wife was in labour.
“I hate you” she screamed,
I thought that was a bit harsh, It wasn’t my fault the car broke down on the way to the hospital.

I think leaving the hand brake on was not what the doctor meant when he said he wanted the wife to be in labour earlier rather than later!

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4 hours ago, ballpoint said:

 

4 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I used to hate it when my mum would dress me and my twin brother in the same clothes.
We could hardly walk!

Why were you both wearing your mum's clothes?

The family a bit kinky?

 

 

Ps; Sorry about the editing problem above

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2 hours ago, roo860 said:

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Yes i must admit,i traveled a lot when i was younger and things just happened.

A good thing there were no cameras in those days.

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