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"Now Paddy. Answer this one, and the £1m jackpot is yours."

"Which of these birds does not live in a nest?"

A) Thrush,  B) Kestrel,  C) Blue Tit,  D)  Cuckoo."

"That's a tough one. I don't know."
"You have one life-line left. Would you like to phone a friend?"
"Yes. I'd like to call Murphy,"
Murphy is phoned and is told the question and possible answers.
"It's D, a cuckoo." Murphy says immediately and with great conviction.
"I'll go with that. It's D Cuckoo."
"You had half-a-million, and now you have 1 million."

The next day, Paddy went round to see Murphy.
"Murphy, how did you know that cuckoos don't live in a nest?"

"That's the easiest question Paddy.  Everyone knows cuckoos live in clocks!"
 
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