Worst Joke Ever 2024

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[chickenslegs]

I was on a lad's night out and I needed to phone my missus to say I'd be home late.

My battery died, so I had to use my best mate's phone.

She picked up the call and answered "Hi lover, are you missing me?"

She knew it was me, even though I didn't speak a word.

True love exists guys.

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Saw this thought, Katie Price ????

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[VocalNeal]

4 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I think there is mortar that than meets the eye????

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[VBF]

6 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Oh go a-whey!!! ????

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2 hours ago, VocalNeal said:

I think there is mortar that than meets the eye????

Boom boom.

[scottiejohn]

20 minutes ago, VBF said:

Oh go a-whey!!! ????

You are whey off mark with that as it may cheese the OP off, and you know what sort of stink that cheesy poster (joking) makes at times!

[scottiejohn]

1 minute ago, ballpoint said:

Boom boom.

You have just blown my response clean away!

i will now need to mine some more explosive responses!

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7 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

You are whey off mark with that as it may cheese the OP off, and you know what sort of stink that cheesy poster (joking) makes at times!

Most of my jokes are in a blue vein, but if you go grating on me then you'll suffer a feta worst than death, and end up buried in de brie.

[scottiejohn]

10 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Most of my jokes are in a blue vein, but if you go grating on me then you'll suffer a feta worst than death, and end up buried in de brie.

I could not possibly dis a brie with you there!