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Worst Joke Ever 2024

By warfie
June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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Reminds me of one of Ronnie Barker's lines which went roughly:

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Is that Alex?

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I was at the races. A man asked "do you want the winner of the next race?"

I said "no, I only have a small garden".

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I put up a high-voltage electric fence around my property over the weekend.

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