Worst Joke Ever 2024

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In this increasingly PC/woke/something-else world when a nasty storm is brewing do we now have to refer to "clouds of color" rather than "BBC^** (Big B***k Clouds)"?

 

^** No not that BBC, or that one (talk about minds in the sewer)!

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The best ever Terry Pratchett quotes, unless, of course, you know better!

• Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
• Sodomy non sapiens (buggered if I know)
• In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
• It's not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing it.
• Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.
• THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET—Death waved a hand. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED.
• Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
• There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist.
• Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.
• Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.

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here's an old one I was just reminded of:

 

Ethiopian man fell into a pond full of crocodiles, he ate three before they could pull him out.... 

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On 8/2/2024 at 7:24 AM, roo860 said:

And God said to Adam "I am giving you both a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to operate one at a time "

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