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By warfie
June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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A guy with a flatulence problem goes to a doctor.

"Doctor", he says, "I keep farting really loud and it sounds like a motorcycle."

"OK", replies the doctor, "Drop your trousers, bend over and we'll have a look."

After a while, the doctor says "Ahh, yes, I see the problem.... you have an abscess on your sphincter."

"And as everyone knows", he adds, "abscess makes the fart go Honda."

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I just saw a holiday advert "Book by 25th October and your children go free".

I know the holiday industry's having a tough time, but I hardly think kidnaping kids and making televised demands like that is the way forward.

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Classic album 👌

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4 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Maybe inspired by..........

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You know when you're getting old when you watch a porno movie & think...
Damn, that bed looks comfy.

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A woman goes to a tattooist to get a butterfly done on each of her bum cheeks.

The tattooist says to her, ''I don't do butterflies, but I can put bees on there.''

She says ok and gets the tattoos done.

She goes home and shows her husband.

''Who the hell is BoB?'' he asks.

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My mum's star sign was Cancer so it's really quite ironic how she died...

...attacked by a giant crab.

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For those who can't finish a whole one,

Chinese McDonalds are now selling quarter pandas.

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