Worst Joke Ever 2024

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6 hours ago, oxo1947 said:

Yes I know it's China---but they will soon be here -eating next to you at your local---before they go and S <deleted> in the road outside

 

I don't know about "soon" because I've already seen it here with the Chinese, with a mother encouraging her boy to have a dump on the pavement outside of the window of Starbucks, whilst another Chinese guy was clipping his toenails on the table inside Starbucks – – yes, on the table.

 

I bought it to the attention of the manager and he was aghast and angry at the same time and told the guy to leave, but the Chinese guy didn't see anything wrong with it – – go figure.

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                                   “First!”

 

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      Columbus discovers America

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When you see it ...

 

 

You will never, ever, be able to un-see it!!!

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[oxo1947]

 

If you were born in 90s or before you will have this freckle on your left arm

Do you know why?

 

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[Mike Teavee]

45 minutes ago, oxo1947 said:

 

If you were born in 90s or before you will have this freckle on your left arm

Do you know why?

 

I

 

That's weird as I do have a freckle in exactly that place but no idea where it came from (It wasn't from any vaccination jabs or anything like that). 

 

 

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IMO this is brilliant........

 

 

[chickenslegs]

3 hours ago, oxo1947 said:

 

If you were born in 90s or before you will have this freckle on your left arm

Do you know why?

 

I

I was born in the 50's and have a freckle in the same spot. Do I win a prize?

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A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency looking to adopt a child, but the social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.
So the couple produces photos of their 50-foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers are satisfied by this but then raise concerns about the kind of education a child would receive while in the couple’s care.
The husband puts their mind at ease, saying, “We’ve arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin, and computer skills.”
The social workers express concern about the child being raised in a circus environment.
This time the wife explains, “Our nanny is a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet.”
The social workers are finally satisfied and ask the couple, “What age child are you hoping to adopt?”
The husband says, “It doesn’t really matter, as long as the kid fits in the cannon.”

[oxo1947]

7 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

was born in the 50's and have a freckle in the same spot. Do I win a prize?

 

  I think I learn a lesson Chickenslegs---- a bottle of Red + sitting reading conspiracy theory's = idiot posts..... 

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But No one stated they had to be Girls ................

 

 

 

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