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2 minutes ago, farang51 said:

Or worse still, your wife put it in a safe place, and she told you where - but you´re too old to remember.

Very true.

 

But she would say that she told me anyway.

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Oh Johnny... 

 

Little Johnny was running late for school so he jumps on his bike and takes off down the footpath. 

 

Up ahead is Policeman Plod doing his rounds and sees Johnny coming towards. He puts up his hand signalling for Johnny to stop. 

 

But Johnny isn't having a bar of it and runs across the policemans feet. The policeman couldn't do anything about it and Johnny has disappeared off into the distance. 

 

The next day the same thing occurs.  Johnny doesn't stop and the policeman is right mad.  He thinks to himself, right I'm going to get him tomorrow and he's going to learn a lesson. 

 

Sure enough, the next day Johnny is running late again... Out the door on his bike and off down the footpath. 

 

As he's about to run over the policemans feet, out comes the stiff arm of the law and grabs Johnny by the scruff of the neck.  His bike goes flying off down the footpath. 

 

'Right' says the Policeman, do you know what we do do naughty little boys like you that run across policemens feet? 

 

No says Johnny. 

 

Well says the policeman, see that nail up there on the post?

 

Yes says Johnny. 

 

Well says the policeman, we grab those naughty boys and hang them up on the nail. Then we pull their pants down and every day when we're doing our rounds we give your old fellah a tug. 

 

We do that each day until it falls off to teach you a lesson. 

 

Crikey thinks Johnny, that doesn't sound too good.  And he quickly replies, I bet I know what you do to naughty girls then. 

 

What's that asks the policeman. 

 

Well says Johnny, pretty much the same thing but you wait till its 6'2" put it in a blue uniform and send it off on the beat. 

 

With that Johnny takes off down the footpath leaving the policeman furious. 

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