Worst Joke Ever 2024

ballpoint · June 4, 2021

I rang Ryanair to book a flight.
The call-taker asked "How many will be flying with you"?
I replied "How should I know?, it's your plane"

Hamus Yaigh · June 4, 2021

I failed my Greek mythology exam last week...

I think my lack of revision was my Achilles elbow.

Hamus Yaigh · June 4, 2021

jvs · June 4, 2021

42 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

I ordered a wake-up call this morning.
The phone rang and a woman’s voice said, ‘What the hell are you doing with your life?’”

One night my boss called over the radio,"what are you doing jack"?

I answered,"I often ask myself that also"

radio silence for the rest of the night.!

true story.

ravip · June 4, 2021

Khawphod · June 4, 2021

Khawphod · June 4, 2021

tomazbodner · June 4, 2021

3 hours ago, fangless said:

Left stranded after falling off her horse some miles from home, a young cattleman's daughter was rescued by an Indian who brought her back to the ranch on his mount. When the father heard the sound of hooves, he went out to meet them and helped his daughter down from the back of the horse.

"How did you manage to stay on?" he asked her.

"Well, it was difficult at first, but then he told me to hold on to the saddle horn."

"Saddle horn?" asks the rancher. "What bleeding saddle horn? Indians always ride bareback!"

He could have asked her to ride at the front, on top of saddle horn.... for safety and such....