Worst Joke Ever 2024

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Do you remember, as a kid, all those evil stepmothers in fairy tales such as Snow White, Hansel and Gretel and Cinderella?

Then, along came Porn Hub and suddenly stepmothers weren’t so evil after all.

[jvs]

29 minutes ago, sanuk711 said:

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So you did it?I was wondering who cleaned the microwave when i used it this morning,thanks.

 

[sanuk711]

[ravip]

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8 minutes ago, sanuk711 said:

https://blindlowvision.org.nz/guide-dogs/our-puppies/who-picks-up-guide-dog-poop/

[Hamus Yaigh]

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51 minutes ago, ravip said:

 

 

[roo860]

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Did you hear about the oil spill relief workers who cleaned 15 dolphins with a single box of borax? 
Turns out that, just like it says on the box, it’s a great multi-porpoise cleanser.
 

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I need to stop getting saddled with pessimistic horses.
Neigh-sayers never add anything to the conversation.

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Did you hear about the man who left his fortune to the San Andreas nature preserve? 
He was generous to a fault. 

[fangless]

What do you call a book on Voyeurism? 
a Peeping Tome.

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[tomazbodner]

[tomazbodner]

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13 minutes ago, tomazbodner said:

A Dog's life !

[roo860]

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[chickenslegs]

I accidentally sprayed deodorant into my mouth.

 

Now I have this strange axe scent.

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Why do bulls make terrible salesmen?
They charge too much.

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Did you hear about the casino restaurant that feeds its cows cannabis? 
Yeah, some gamblers prefer high steaks.
 

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“Doctor, help! I’m shrinking!” 
“Take this and you’ll be back to normal in a few weeks. 
Until then, you’ll just have to be a little patient.”
 

[fangless]

Two amphibians were croaking at each other outside my window. 
It was Toadally ribbeting!