Worst Joke Ever 2024

[fangless]

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

All the prior talk of fences reminded me of the classic Kiwi comic strip - Footrot Flats, by the sadly departed Murray Ball:

I thought you had gone back to the nautical theme with the sinkin bit or is "sinkin" just a reference to in breeding offspring?

 

 

 

Edited August 7, 2021 by fangless

[ballpoint]

9 minutes ago, fangless said:

Any more of these and you will be gated!

Alright, don't get unhinged.

[ballpoint]

6 minutes ago, fangless said:

I thought you had gone back to the nautical theme with the sinkin bit or is "sinkin" just a reference to in breeding offspring?

 

 

 

That ship has sailed.

[fangless]

2 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

That ship has sailed.

I think I should point out that you are on the wrong tack there but I won't take the wind out of your sails over it unless you feel taken all aback!

[fangless]

I think my wife is a weather forecaster...

A guy called up asking if the coast was clear.

[fangless]

I won gold at a weather forecasting event yesterday,

I beat the raining champion.

[fangless]

What do you call an overweight penis doctor that can also tell you the weather forecast?

A meaty-urologist.

[fangless]

"Morning, Danny. Er ... Danny, you're wearing a glove on one hand and none on the other. Did you know?"

"Yes, well I heard the weather forecast this morning, you see."

"The Weather forecast?"

"Yes, the weather forecast. the forecaster said on the one hand it might be fine but on the other hand there might be some rain."

[fangless]

 

Edited August 7, 2021 by fangless

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[Zyxel]

[Zyxel]

[Zyxel]

[Crossy]

 

No, I don't have her number!

[fangless]

11 minutes ago, Crossy said:

No, I don't have her number!

But I know a friend who does!

????

[ravip]

Did you hear about the cargo ship that sunk while shipping food?
Apparently there was a leek in the boat.

[ravip]

I saw an advert in the paper “Yacht for sale”.
As if people don't know what a yacht is for.

[ravip]

A man goes on his honeymoon on his new yacht.

 

He raises his glass and says to his new wife 'Here's to happiness together' and she replies 'And to our new Yakt'.

 

'The C is silent' the man tells his wife.

 

His wife replies
'Yes, it is lovely this time of year'

[fangless]

[fangless]

[fangless]

Yes I am just chipping away at the stereotypes before you ask.

[fangless]

[fangless]

“My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said, ‘Alright, fatty.'”
  
 

[fangless]

“I hate those e-mails where they try to sell you penis enhancers. I got ten just the other day. Eight of them from my girlfriend. It’s the two from my Mum and the one from my sister that really hurt.”

[fangless]

 .   “I’d like to start with the chimney jokes – I’ve got a stack of them.

The first one is on the house.”

[fangless]

I called the gym instructor: ‘Can you teach me to do the splits?’ He said: ‘How flexible are you?’ I said: ‘Not really as I can only make Tuesdays at six.
 

[fangless]

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ‘Parking Fine.’ So that was nice of them

[sanuk711]

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[sanuk711]

I've just had a one hour random conversation with this scooter

 

[sanuk711]

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