Worst Joke Ever 2025

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A number of years ago I delivered a load of car parts to the South African president's house.
He looked at the invoice and said 'nah mate, you want Nissan main dealer'

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I used to play drums in a band.  One night after a gig I was amazed to see Phil Collins at the stage wings.  He came up to me and asked if he could have a go on my drums. Of course, I said yes and Phil played a brilliant section on them then stood up walked away saying "Well it's not the drums".

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Samuel Morse's wife, Dorothy walks into the office and says,

"Sam, I'm running in a 100 yard sprint tomorrow, do you have any last minute advice for me ?"

And he says

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I'll telegraph for my coat.

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Have you every tried blindfolded archery?

You don't know what you are missing!

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3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

back from their colony

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