Worst Joke Ever 2025

[Crossy]

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My wife was admitted to hospital after having a funny turn. When I got there I found her covered in coconut milk and spices.
I asked the doctor what happened?

He said they had to put her in a medically induced korma
 

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My wife tells me that next years fashion colours are pink, white and brown.

She read it in Neapolitan magazine.

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If I could change the colour of just one of the seven dwarves I would dye happy.

[KannikaP]

20 hours ago, ravip said:

Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don't have toetips.

 

Yet. you can tiptoe. but not tipfinger. 

Usually they say 'on the tips of your toes'. 

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My wife wanted something with diamonds in it for Christmas.

That was five days ago, but the doctors are still trying to remove the pack of cards from my rear.

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Did you know, in Iceland, it's illegal to have sex on Christmas Eve and you could be arrested if caught participating in the act?

I'm not sure about Tesco or ASDA, but I imagine they're the same

 

 

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[oxo1947]

[VBF]

3 hours ago, Crossy said:

And on an ever-so slightly serious note, IMO this is the best W&G yet. I watched it and am keeping it to watch again.

[VBF]

28 minutes ago, oxo1947 said:

Ain't that the truth!!! 

(But I'm willing to take the risk in Pattaya)😎😂

[VBF]

2 hours ago, KannikaP said:

23 hours ago, ravip said:

Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don't have toetips.

 

Yet. you can tiptoe. but not tipfinger. 

Usually they say 'on the tips of your toes'. 

OK, some fool had to post this.......

 

 

[KannikaP]

46 minutes ago, VBF said:

OK, some fool had to post this.......

 

 

A brilliant unique star. 

[oxo1947]

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I'm no doctor, but I think it's about time Wilsford stopped doing it.

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