Worst Joke Ever 2025

[ballpoint]

Well, that's me totally two packets of turnips and a fish on a bicycle then.

 

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[MJCM]

 

 

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[VocalNeal]

1 hour ago, ravip said:

Benny Hill comedy is alive and well????

[MJCM]

Wait till end

 

 

 

[oxo1947]

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[owl sees all]

2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Ooh, I can still clearly see the word "loo" in there.

'Flipping'.

[scottiejohn]

4 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Ooh, I can still clearly see the word "loo" in there.

Are you taking the "P"?

[scottiejohn]

5 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

That joke slid by me!

I am inclined to think it might work better if it were posted on a level playing field!

[scottiejohn]

5 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

I suppose he ashed for it!

[scottiejohn]

6 hours ago, roo860 said:

Which continent are you in?

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[roo860]

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[scottiejohn]

1 hour ago, roo860 said:

God knows who signed that copy!

[roo860]

[roo860]

To the poster who puts the sad emoji on the jokes, DM me and let me know what amuses you, and I'll try and post jokes to your tastes.

Thx

[MJCM]

6 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Ooh, I can still clearly see the word "loo" in there.

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[VocalNeal]

37 minutes ago, roo860 said:

To the poster who puts the sad emoji on the jokes, DM me and let me know what amuses you, and I'll try and post jokes to your tastes.

Thx

Surely as the worst joke thread a sad emoji is a compliment????

[roo860]

2 minutes ago, VocalNeal said:

Surely as the worst joke thread a sad emoji is a compliment????

That's a good assumption Neal, unfortunately I can't post most of my repatoire, I'd be struck off.