Worst Joke Ever 2025

[Mike Teavee]

16 hours ago, oxo1947 said:

 

Getting around BKK is SOooooo easy

 

 

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Lol, that's not Bangkok, it's Naklua Soi 16 (Pattaya), can see the Riviera Wongamat Beach in the distance... 

 

 

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A dog and a cat were having an argument on who is the favorite of humans ????????????

The dog says:

“Humans like us more. They even named a tooth (canine) after us. Naming such an important body part after us shows that they like us more.”

 

The cat smiles and says:

“You’re not really going to win this one you know.”

[roo860]

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The only cow in a small Kentucky town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in Illinois for $200.

They brought the cow from Illinois and the cow was wonderful.

It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were very happy.

They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again.

They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest.

The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do.

They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An attempt from the side, she walks away to the other side."

The Vet thought about this for a minute and asked,

"Did you by chance, buy this cow in Illinois?"

The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned where they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet,"

they said. "How did you know we got the cow in Illinois?"

The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye,

"My wife is from Illinois."

[xtrnuno41]

 

You see the yellow brick road? Specially made for visual handicapped (they have nibbles on them and it is yellow) and where does it lead too?

Well it is just one pic of Petkhasem road in Hatyai. IF you follow that yellow brick Petkhasem road, you can see many more of absurd situations, visual handicapped have to overcome on their specially made path. And it can change every day. As non visual handicapped you already have to make quitte  some evasive moves.

I dint see any visual handicapped on this walking path. How come? Probably all in hospital, recovering for walking this road

 

 

[xtrnuno41]

https://www.facebook.com/reel/330147756203487

Watching this gave me a very uncomfortable feeling and wet hands.

And it is not even Thailand !

It's a movie, didnt know how to put it in here, then in this way. 

copy, paste and you will see what i mean. No it is not a clickbait or whatever.

[roo860]

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[tomazbodner]

1 hour ago, roo860 said:

How dare you!

 

There are children dying in Africa with no water and you're splashing it here for fun!

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[chickenslegs]

15 hours ago, roo860 said:

I think this calls for a Les Dawson Mother-in-Law joke ...

 

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked.

[cdnvic]

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[bluebluewater]

[roo860]

Had a phone call saying the missus was in hospital..so as I was going along the corridor the Dr came out and said your wifes got a 8 inch nasty gash.................................I said I know but what injuries she got.

[WorriedNoodle]