Worst Joke Ever 2025

[tomazbodner]

3 minutes ago, sanuk711 said:

                                   The Answer is Word

Q/Taking Picture from Face-Book or some other sites that do not translate picture to Thai-Visa  just gives link etc

 

A/ Pick “Copy Image” from that site -Paste into a Word page—R/click/use “paste options/Picture(u) 3^rd on the right.

Transfer to Thai/V-- right click on picture“Copy” 2nd down  = Paste into  Thai-V

 

Q/ Picture is a little small / Big

A/ Paste in Word, then click on picture then drag corner to make what size required.

 

Q/ Picture has large area of Black above and below it.

A/ Paste into Word -right click on picture—on heading above to right is a Light bulb & “Tell me what to do” Click (right or left) on that, take first option “Crop Picture” –Picture will then have border—adjust border to cut out black area. Click outside picture area to remove boarder.

 

 

Or just take screenshot of it (snipping tool in Windows or Command+Control+Shift+4 on Mac) and paste it here.

[tomazbodner]

[tomazbodner]

Thanon Tetris...

 

[tomazbodner]

[steven100]

Russian assassin is checking into the Savor Hilton hotel in Paris ....

The hotel reception clerk ask's ,    will you be staying on business or pleasure sir    ...     

I've got a couple of days to kill  ......  replies the russian. 

[PETERTHEEATER]

Doctor to constipated patient:      "Were the suppositories that I prescribed on your last visit helpful?"

 

Patient:                                            "For all the good they did I might as well have stuck them up my Rs"

[tomazbodner]

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[sanuk711]

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[overherebc]

Did you hear about the maths teacher who had a  constipation problem?

He worked it out with pencil and paper.

[overherebc]

[tomazbodner]

38 minutes ago, overherebc said:

No, you must be special. Did you call the cops?

[Zyxel]

[Zyxel]

[Zyxel]

[fangless]

1 hour ago, tomazbodner said:

No, you must be special. Did you call the cops?

Bear with me but after a paws I dealt with it and I did get my claws into it and called the pawlice!

[fangless]

[fangless]

[fangless]

One for our US friends I belive!

 

[fangless]

[fangless]

I finally realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
 

[fangless]

“I was out with a friend in a pub and he came over with a pair of girls.
 I said to him, ‘They’re like buses.’ 
He said, ‘What? Because you wait for ages and then two come along at once.’ 
I said, ‘No, they look like they are buses, and double deckers at that!'”
 

[fangless]

“I’m not being condescending. 
I’m too busy thinking about far more important things that you lot on here wouldn’t understand.”

 

 

 

 

[fangless]

“When I was a kid, I used to go to a place where I could have an imaginary friend.
 I thought he went everywhere with me.
 I could talk to him and he could hear me, and he could grant me wishes and stuff too. 
But then I grew up, and stopped going to church.”
 
 

[fangless]

“I used to buy lottery tickets in the UK every week until I realised you could watch it on TV for nothing.”
 

[jvs]

2 minutes ago, fangless said:

“When I was a kid, I used to go to a place where I could have an imaginary friend.
 I thought he went everywhere with me.
 I could talk to him and he could hear me, and he could grant me wishes and stuff too. 
But then I grew up, and stopped going to church.”
 
 

Jimmy?

 

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