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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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1 hour ago, WorriedNoodle said:

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And she is used to playing male roles in more ways than one!

 

PS;  FromWIKI;  She is both the first female and first openly homosexual officer to lead the Metropolitan Police Service (MPS), or the Met, in London.

3 hours ago, Zyxel said:

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That yoke really cracked me up without scrambling my brain cell!

3 hours ago, Zyxel said:

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Do my hips look fat in theese jeans?

3 hours ago, Zyxel said:

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In my area we steal the bricks as well!

 

We do it mostly to throw at other yobs or the Police if they bother to turn up!

3 hours ago, Zyxel said:

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ou must be barking mad getting your snout into that t(c)rap!

5 minutes ago, KannikaP said:

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Did he get his/her hand jammed in the door?

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The earth is rotating at over 1000 miles per hour, however humans don't feel the effect of it. Until the ninth or tenth pint.

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A new survey shows that 25 to 30 year olds don't drink as much alcohol as they did 20 years ago.
They must have been one p1ssed bunch of 5 to 10 year olds.

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I ordered a thin and crispy Supreme from my local pizza shop.

They sent me Diana Ross. 

I got a wee dog for my wife.

I thought it was a fair swap.

If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

I was sat at the bottom of the garden a week ago, smoking a reflective cheroot, thinking about this and that - mostly that, and I just happened to glance at the night sky and I marvelled at the millions of stars glistening like pieces of quicksilver thrown carelessly onto black velvet. In awe I watched the waxen moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an amber chariot towards the void of infinite space wherein the tethered bolts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever in their orbital majesty; and as I looked at all this, I thought, 'I must put a roof on this lavatory'.

 

Les Dawson

What do you call a Chinese woman with a foodmixer on her head?

Blenda.

Van Gogh sitting on the pub. His mate comes in and says “Vincent, do you want a pint?”

“No thanks,” says Van Gogh “I’ve got one ‘ere.”

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