Sorry to anyone who felt my joke about the herbs and fish was inappropriate.
I realise there’s a thyme and a plaice for these things.

With the strong winds we've been having, I'm increasingly concerned about the shed in the garden.
It definitely wasn't there yesterday.

I had to go to the hospital due to a bladder complaint and noticed a tiny restaurant right next to urology.

It's a small catheteria.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper.

When you first start off it looks like it will last forever.

When you're getting close to the end you just hope you have enough.