2 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

 

The wurst accident you'll ever see...

15 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

Why do goblins have big ears?

Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.

13 hours ago, ballpoint said:

That cow must be Friesian.

An English couple, an Irish couple and a Scottish couple are at the links ready to tee off.

The Englishman’s wife steps up to the tee first and as she bends over to place ball a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.


“Allo! Why aren’t you wearing any knickers?” her husband demanded. “Well, you don’t give me enough housekeeping money to afford to buy any!”


The Brit immediately reaches into his pocket and says, “For the sake of St. George, here’s 50 pounds. Go and buy yourself some underwear.”


Next the Irishman’s wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.


“Bejesus woman! You’ve no knickers! Why not?” She replies, “I can’t afford any on the money you give me!”


He reaches into his pocket and says, “For the sake of St. Patrick, here’s 20 pounds. Go and buy yourself some underwear!”


Lastly, the Scotsman’s wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she too is naked under it.


“Hoot mon woman! Why d’ye have nae knickers?” She too explains, “You nae give me enough housekeeping money to be able to afford any!”


The Scot reaches into his pocket and says, “For the sake of St. Andrew, lass, here’s a comb. Tidy yourself up a wee bit.”